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Old 13th Sep 2017, 17:45
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"You'd better get your red growbag off, Skipper - that Bull you didn't like the look of is pawing the ground, snorting and glaring at you !"
 
Old 13th Sep 2017, 17:50
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"I think we've got mixed up with a new production of "Oklahoma!" "
 
Old 13th Sep 2017, 17:54
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"Where's the Seventh Cavalry ? We're in Injun country !"
 
Old 13th Sep 2017, 17:56
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Not a caption

Mark my words Hank, one day we will successfully fly through a Hurricane
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Old 13th Sep 2017, 17:56
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" Do you think we're visible from Space, Skip ?"
 
Old 13th Sep 2017, 17:58
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"Yes, Nav - you may Leave the Room !"
 
Old 13th Sep 2017, 19:06
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Just look at the camera as if we meant it.
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 09:16
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"I don't care if you were on the Red Arrows, your landings are still cr@p."
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 11:50
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"Do you know what Charlie? I can see the runway from here."
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 12:07
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For our next trick....
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 12:08
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Where's Hoskins you say? The Belly Gunner? Haven't seen him recently...
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 12:09
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Couple more years of rust & we can fly her out under the sub 2kg rule!

(For the Ozmates)
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 12:39
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"To blame last night's curry for the loss of all the glazing would be a bold move, but how do we explain the wheels-up landing?"
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 14:44
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Hey you got both props to stop at 4, 7, 11. Nice one.
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 18:57
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Not a Caption ...

CFS FAIL, as 12 is required for the top blade
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Old 14th Sep 2017, 22:53
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I did warn you about diverting to John Lennon Airport. If we want the bits back we need to get on eBay sharpish.
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Old 15th Sep 2017, 07:40
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As promised results today

3rd place Buster Hymen with
'You know, I think the concrete on that runway mightn't have set properly.'
Nice follow on from last Capcom

2nd place C52 with
"To blame last night's curry for the loss of all the glazing would be a bold move, but how do we explain the wheels-up landing?"

The winner of the CST is.......................................................... ......
Tashengurt with
"Dolittle? In this state it'll do f*ck all!"
Nice historical reference there.

Well done everyone very high standards as usual made judging difficult but Tashengurt pulled it off, take it away Tash with the next one.
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 08:52
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Thanks JAVELINBOY but I just cannot get any images to post, which reminds me why I stopped taking part in the Cap comp.

Would someone else step into the breach please?

Ta, Tash
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 11:50
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As #2, I can step in quickly

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Old 16th Sep 2017, 12:14
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He did not jump ... the aircraft rejected his choice of clothing.
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