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Old 25th Aug 2017, 13:51
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But you ordered a LGB Training load......
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 13:59
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Airbags, who needs airbags?
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 14:15
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"Sorry, I meant you were to fly to Naples"
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 14:19
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"No Bloggs, I asked you to arrange a flight to see the Aurorae ....."
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 14:31
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But what is the model of the airrplane- ? can they fly me to the moon ??
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 14:40
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers
Well done everyone!

What's this about a glove?

And do Danny and Squeaker both get a tie?

Glove is used to remove hot starter cartridge

Ties are only worn in first class
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 14:40
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Hoskins, go check the level of the lubricant...OIL! I MEANT OIL!
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 15:50
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Hoskins - what did you do to pass the CFS check?
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:28
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...........................THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

tread (#44243),

After that graceful compliment, how can I refuse ? - although you've landed me with a hot potato - four hot potatoes, to be exact - and you don't get many of those to the pound. (That's quite enough of That ! - Ed.)

Will keep on taking the medicament (can't be too careful at my age), and meanwhile give it my full attention (it's a helluva job, but someone's got to do it).

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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:37
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...and we'll be cruising at 5,200 feet.
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:38
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Is this the crew for the Final Handling Test?
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:39
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My captain always giggles when she gets to "cocks" in the checklist.
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:40
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"Excuse me, are you going to Bangkok?"
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:42
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"They said this was an Aer Lingus flight..... well they were half right..."
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:46
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Originally Posted by andytug
"They said this was an Aer Lingus flight..... well they were half right..."
*not a caption*

Just as well they never merged with Kuoni Travel, eh?
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:48
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"Hi, is this a Virgin flight?"
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 16:50
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"Sorry ladies I think you misheard, I said flying was *suspended * for the day!"
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 17:59
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Sorry Boyo....but this now to be called the Box Office....not the Cockpit!
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 18:01
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Sheila thought the Side Stick device to be far less handy!
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Old 25th Aug 2017, 22:54
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Lesson 6: Thrust & Lift.
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