Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

People in glass houses...

[Buster Hyman]

Right Carruthers, chop the head off & get it mounted in the smoking room. Now...to the White Rhino....

[Lafyar Cokov]

Budget cuts left the Red Arrows inital work up sorties in a sorry state!

[SASless]

Bloggs....do tell the OC of 111 Squadron we arrived in the Bahamas will you and we will go fetch another aircraft from the States.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Any one you can walk away from...!!

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins. See if you can dig out the warranty paperwork from the glove box. There's a good chap.

[JAVELINBOY]

Not a entry
'Boss, its the Line Chief coming, and he isn't looking very happy'

[Buster Hyman]

You know, I think the concrete on that runway mightn't have set properly.

[MPN11]

That's one giant steppe for a man ...

[622]

"I know he said he wanted a long exposure on this photo of us after our first sortie...but 60 years is taking the ...."

[Danny42C]

"What was the use of feathering the props, Hoskins - and then landing the bloody thing wheels-up ?"

[Danny42C]

"THe Bird in a Biplane is on a twin-conversion !"

[Danny42C]

"On a good day you can see for miles !"

[Danny42C]

"You're on the Great Plains, Hoskins - I don't like the look of that bull bison !"

[MReyn24050]

"Weather conditions improved tremendously over the mainland, so we didn't have any trouble at all seeing the target. Of course, that meant that they didn't have any trouble at all seeing us". (with apologises to Joseph Heller - Catch 22)

[scifi]

I say Carstairs, they did say 'Stay with the plane until rescued', didn't they?

[Tashengurt]

"Are you sure you asked for take off clearance?"

[Tashengurt]

"Dolittle? In this state it'll do f*ck all!"

[Buster Hyman]

Considering where we are now Hoskins, do you think MY interpretation of Plowing the Field is, indeed, the correct one?

[Big Pistons Forever]

That drunken bet about how " I have never seen an airplane I could not fly" came back to haunt Joe.