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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 12:01
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"I don't need a tripod, I got our scientists to graft two feet onto my elbow"
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 12:03
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"And when we have finished the shoot, how about I deflower you?"
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 12:42
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We come in peace, shoot to kill.
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 12:42
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"And as I said to that imperial dog Trump..... watch for the flash"







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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 13:02
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North Korea top flower arranger posses next to her prize
But glorious Leader that is our mach3 80000ft secret
Oh that old thing, we are already at Speed of light
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 13:08
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Yes Glorious Leader she does still believe that this will get her in Aviation Weekly.... But I have contacts in Men Only


( Other Magazines are available)
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 13:10
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That 80 on the front - number of notches on my bedpost
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 13:36
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"You take photo, but when I tell bossman you bend ladder you fat fook, you in twouble beeg time"
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 14:20
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"The last time I saw anything resembling a haircut like that was when my mum burnt the soufflé"
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 16:52
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Not what she expected after answering an advert for a photoshoot with an old Faggot.....
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 17:09
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Normally the flowers show up after the shooting.


Or.....Fat Wun overlooked the fact he would need a Wide Angle Lens for when F/O Chin Hung Lo climbed the boarding ladder.
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 18:48
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OK that's great. Can we get one with the flower basket on her head.
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 18:51
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Wonder what prize I'll get when I defect to the South.
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 18:56
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OK this for glorious news programme for after when you win the skereton at Winter Orympics.

But glorious leader, the skeleton isn't jet powered!
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 19:34
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Originally Posted by c52
Good idea giving Fat Yung Wun the camera and flower girl so he doesn't notice the bent ladder is too short
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 19:52
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"Why hole in flunt so big ?" ... "So, Honoured Leader, that you can get your head inside to see while I demonstrate engine start !"
 
Old 22nd Jan 2018, 20:41
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Trump's latest tweet

Quick nuke em. Rocket man not at desk so no big red button
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 20:42
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"OK, for next shot, put dark visor all the way down - you velly ugry!"
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 20:53
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James Bond smiled inwardly behind the roses as Q's latest backward firing Walther PPK camera was finally put to good use
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Madam Pilot is thinking it is not only the Ladder that is too short.
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