Caption competition

[JAVELINBOY]

We would have floated for a lot longer if that Whale hadn't turned up and humped us

[DirtyProp]

Waddaya mean "this isn't supposed to be here"?? You updated the nav database, didn't you?

[DirtyProp]

What part of "Release the torpedo" you didn't understand Hoskins?

[Buster Hyman]

Look, I know they did this to test the Comet, but you do realise it's an entirely different generation of aircraft don't you?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Just because it's a "Clipper" doesn't mean its a 314.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Boeing took an early lead in the race to the bottom.

[Penny Washers]

These new-fangled ball points can write under water. I wonder why they bothered to make them capable of doing this?

[Dan Gerous]

When you said we were getting an exchange officer from the Navy, I assumed FAA, not the Submarine Service.

[andytug]

"Bloggs, remind me to ask the Chief to check the exhausts, seems to be a bubbling noise coming from the left one....."

[andytug]

"But sir, you said if the sky was green to keep pulling back on the stick until it went blue again.....?"

[CONSO]

NOW you tell me you had maxed out your texaco gas card when filling the main tank ??

[c52]

"Mark my words: this aircraft will fly again."

(it did.)

[Buster Hyman]

I guess bringing a Greenpeace aircraft to AKL wasn't such a smart idea after all...

[Danny42C]

"Man the Lifeboats !"

[Danny42C]

"Dinghy, Dinghy ! " - "Splash, Splash !"

[Danny42C]

"A bit of water won't hurt you - you're not made of sugar !"

[Danny42C]

"For Those in Peril on the Sea ?"

[Danny42C]

"What d'you think you're doing, Hoskins - you're no cormorant !"

[MPN11]

The merger of Coastal Command with the Submarine Flotilla got off to a bad start.

[squeaker]

When I said I preferred water cooled engines....