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16th Aug 2017, 12:47

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Danny42C

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"This is what comes of skating on thin ice !"

16th Aug 2017, 12:49

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"Dive! DIVE!!!!......"

"...er......I didn't mean quite that far, Bloggs......"

16th Aug 2017, 12:52

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The new Lav smoke detectors are a little drastic don't you think?

16th Aug 2017, 12:54

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Danny42C

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(WTF is it ?)

"You're splashing out a bit, Hoskins, aren't you ?"

16th Aug 2017, 12:56

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Danny42C

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"Glug-glug !"

16th Aug 2017, 12:58

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"Look, it was solid when I landed...how the hell was I to know it was ice and that turn-around would take 8 weeks"
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16th Aug 2017, 13:03

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Well it won't start now, you've flooded it.

16th Aug 2017, 13:03

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"Probably not the greatest idea to call it the Lockheed Nautilus, sir?"

16th Aug 2017, 13:03

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♫...."I'm forever blowing bubbles"....♫

16th Aug 2017, 13:06

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Flt_engineer to pilot: "It's ok boss, I can hear plenty of fuel sloshing around the tanks".

16th Aug 2017, 13:07

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Danny42C

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"I told you to check the QFE before commencing descent, Hoskins !"

16th Aug 2017, 13:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny42C

♫...."I'm forever blowing bubbles"....♫

NOT A CAPTION.

Sung by Michael Jackson before his arrest for animal cruelty ;-)

16th Aug 2017, 13:15

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glug glug "..Clarkson!!!" glug glug...

16th Aug 2017, 13:16

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Danny42C

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"He's vanished off the Radar " .... "Never mind - we'll get him on the Sonar !"

16th Aug 2017, 13:22

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Danny42C

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"No - I did not say I wanted more water with it !"

16th Aug 2017, 13:23

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Danny42C

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"Watch out for whales, Jonah !"

16th Aug 2017, 13:30

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Danny42C

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"It's bad enough when you see a mountain goat in the cloud ahead - but a dolphin is far worse !"

16th Aug 2017, 13:33

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Danny42C

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"I must go down to the seas again
, to the lonely sea and the sky"............ (Masefield).

16th Aug 2017, 15:55

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Danny42C

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"Don't forget the diver"

16th Aug 2017, 16:15

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Boeing ....... Boeing ....... gone