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Gnome de PPRuNe
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You're not really a kangaroo are you? You're a jerboa and this is cultural appropriation...
Bruce gives some last minute instructions to the Battalion Boxing Champion before the annual inter service tournament with the Poms .... Now remember Skip strike below the belt.
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I know your lost little fella, but don't cry; from here turn left - that will get you to Cairo, turn right by the Post Office and you'll be at Suez, all you need to then is hop on a boat and you'll be home in no time.
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"What's that little fella, Buster tried to slip you one while you were at the watering hole, yup I've heard that about him too."
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"what can i say, it's didgery do or didgery don't, the choice is yours.."
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I'm starting to think that egg Daenerys Targaryen sold me is a wrong un and you ain't what I paid for little un"
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"Hmmm I wonder if you taste like chicken when roasted?"
Ok Skip, the war's over and we're all going home. However, due to the quarantine rules, there's just one problem..........
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" To think I can walk into Eygpt carrying you and no one bats an eyelid, but go home and they spray you in your seat to ensure we are not carrying any bugs"
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"Just keep moving, Hoskins, and no-one will recognise you in that kangaroo rig. But don't let them see your camera in the pouch.
"Hoskins? Hoskins ! ! ! Is that really you, Hoskins?
"Say something, Hoskins."
"Hoskins? Hoskins ! ! ! Is that really you, Hoskins?
"Say something, Hoskins."