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Old 26th Aug 2017, 01:49
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Hoskins and Bloggs successfully completed their Transgender Conversion in a very handsome.....errrrr....admirable way.
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 02:10
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Nutty, still suffering from his 'little problem', just sighed and asked for the engine failure checklist.
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 06:43
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"Pan American? No dear, this is Pan's People".
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 06:44
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Fly United?
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 07:38
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Despite Trump cutting the trimmings off Air Force One, Boeing still knew ways to 'value add'....
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 08:17
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" I remember our instructor mentioning Nature, Intentions or something in an emergency.. he definitely said something about nipples..."
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 09:47
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Flybe competing with Ryanair again
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 10:49
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Fly to Tasmania? I'm sorry, neither of us has that map!
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 10:51
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EMB-120.....the Bras.
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 10:57
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When I said it comes with 36" a side, I wasn't talking about the manifold pressure.
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 11:01
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After a little "time away from work for medical reasons", Qantas CEO Alan Joyce welcomed George and Bill back to the team.
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 11:16
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"How happy I could be with either,
Were t'other dear charmer away !"

(Victorian "Punch")
 
Old 26th Aug 2017, 11:24
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"She said "Wait",
Let's get this straight -
Who does which ?
And with what ?
And to whom ?"

(Anon) These feeble efforts of mine, will of course be excluded on Judgment Day.
 
Old 26th Aug 2017, 11:28
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The only thing worse than having no captain in a ship is having two captains in the ship !
 
Old 26th Aug 2017, 11:35
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"I wonder how they got the £120 grand apiece to get into EasyJet ?"
 
Old 26th Aug 2017, 13:28
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Ass Chewing's by the Chief Pilot were probably going to become very interesting affairs the Pilot Staff were thinking!
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 17:38
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Better buckle up Tracy, the brakes are a bit fierce and that big black knob might do you a mischief.
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Old 26th Aug 2017, 22:37
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The Head of HR swore that female pilots were employed based solely on ability.
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Old 27th Aug 2017, 00:01
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If it looks good....it will fly good!
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Old 27th Aug 2017, 02:59
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Airline claims no correlation with new recruits & sudden spike in Fatigue occurrences!
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