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7th Aug 2017, 11:14

#44041 (permalink)

DirtyProp

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Hoskins, you were supposed to mount the laser guidance on the BOMBS, not the airplane!

7th Aug 2017, 11:26

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cattletruck

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Showoff bragged he could land it on a dime.

7th Aug 2017, 12:06

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Buster Hyman

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Maintenance report: Brakes a bit twitchy.

7th Aug 2017, 12:39

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andytug

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"Hmmm...... best put 'not proven' under the short landing test, Bloggs."

7th Aug 2017, 12:41

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Danny42C

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"No use Burying Your Head in the Sand, Hoskins !"

Last edited by Danny42C; 7th Aug 2017 at 16:13. Reason: Should've been "Head", of course - not "Nose"!

7th Aug 2017, 12:43

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Danny42C

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It's called "Leading with your chin", Elmer !

7th Aug 2017, 12:48

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Danny42C

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"You should've worked out how much height you needed to complete that loop before you started, Elmer !"

7th Aug 2017, 12:50

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Danny42C

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"No, Hoskins - the term 'Deep Penetration' refers to the bomb, not you !"

7th Aug 2017, 12:52

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Wensleydale

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"I thought that it was the Co-pilot who removed the control locks before take-off!"

7th Aug 2017, 12:53

#44050 (permalink)

Danny42C

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The Three-Needle Altimeter claims another victim !

7th Aug 2017, 12:58

#44051 (permalink)

Danny42C

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"Who the hell d'you think you are - Zeus with a thunderbolt ?"

7th Aug 2017, 13:00

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Buster Hyman

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Where did you say you did your Liberator type rating again?

7th Aug 2017, 13:01

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Danny42C

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"So what happened ? - did it balk at that fence ?"

7th Aug 2017, 13:03

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Danny42C

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"So another Redskin Bit the Dust !"

7th Aug 2017, 13:18

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Danny42C

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"Curtiss-Wright have built an 'Ascender', so Consolidated thought they'd go one better with an 'Upender' !"

7th Aug 2017, 13:22

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andytug

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"No Hoskins, you do NOT still get credit for hitting the target!"

7th Aug 2017, 13:24

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andytug

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"Yessir, this way we get both an early warning lookout and some AA cover!"

7th Aug 2017, 13:27

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Danny42C

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"Well, Sir, at least I hit my checkpoint 'on the nose' !"

7th Aug 2017, 14:20

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Wander00

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Well guess I'll get used to toe brakes eventually

7th Aug 2017, 15:14

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Danny42C

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"So that's how they manage to put a bomb in a pickle-barrel from thirty thousand feet !"

Last edited by Danny42C; 7th Aug 2017 at 15:15. Reason: Typo