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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 13:21
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Whoops!! There goes China.
Whoops, apocarypse!
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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 13:29
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"It say troublesome virus originate from North.......oops....originate from South Korea.....!"

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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 13:38
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Dear Leader, the capitalist pigs fired this off their Ark Royal. It must be some kind of future missile that failed, but we bravely recovered it.
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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 13:42
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Dear leader, I hesitate to ask but couldn't you set up your own Pay Pal account rather than keep using mine?
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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 14:46
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"You just select the Minister of Defence you want to eliminate ... here, on this menu ... and then press Big Red Button. Machine does the rest."
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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 14:54
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"Why does that label say 'Made in Taiwan'?"
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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 19:27
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"You have mastered it, Great Leader ... 3 minutes on Regulo 3 for the perfect fried rice. Do you want to try the 'Noodle' setting now?"
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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 22:20
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No Glorious Leader, I think it may be faulty. Surely you are not 188kgs!
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Old 2nd Nov 2017, 23:23
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Keep scrolling Dear Leader....the winning caption the last time this photo was used will show up shortly!
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 07:26
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Judging time later this evening.
Keep them coming, chaps!
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 07:59
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Mrs Great Leader will be thrilled! She's been on about wanting a full sized organ ever since we got married.
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 10:24
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"And from here you can control the all of the Pyongyang taxi fleet, it is uber reliable Great Leader."
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 11:30
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"oh, it says......umm...*gulp*....insert another $1 to continue...."
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 11:34
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"Ah, Mary Berry ... she a hot old chick, eh?"
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 11:36
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"...okay, so now you have your Uncle centered on the scope, you can fire the Hwasong 14 at your leisure."
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 12:51
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"Not only is it a cabinet, it has the ability to also be a Minister,

press one for "yes Glorious Leader",
press two for "I agree Glorious Leader"
Press the red button for " Please execute me in a horrible way Glorious Leader"
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 12:53
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"And at a flick of this switch we can turn off Trumps Twitter account"
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 12:56
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"And by pwessing here we can send a leaked message to the Bwitish pwess saying Fallon gwoped my knee, and call me a floosy"
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Old 3rd Nov 2017, 13:05
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"What all those wavy lines everywhere?"
"That is Sea, Great Leader. Guam is this little dot here."
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Let me explain the voting system for "Strictly Come Feeding Your Family to the Dogs".
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