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Old 26th Feb 2016, 11:03
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"Y.M.C.A."

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 11:06
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"And next week when the sanctions are lifted, we will try this with real steam irons"
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 11:18
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Kim Jong-un orders the Army in for the Korean annual grape pressing season even though North Korea possess no grape production.
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 11:19
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Kim Jong starts the annual Army games off with Musical Mortars.
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 11:21
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And now we will mime some real icons of North Korean industry. First - the Flying Scotsman.
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How to weed out those dancing too much like an imperialist American.
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 11:59
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Lt Ho Pin was disappointed to find that the lap dancing he had been promised with some of Korea's hottest military chicks , involved dancing around a parade square..
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 12:01
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"You put your left leg in, your left leg out........."
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 12:56
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Great jubilation was seen at the recent grand state opening of the new Democratic People's Republic of North Korea Cheese Factory ...

Kim Jong Un was pleased to pronounce 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers of North Korea'
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No Lt. Ping Pong Po ... Cyanoacrylate isn't an antiperspirant
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 13:03
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Len Goodman feels a little uncomfortable in scoring the first round of 'Strictly Come Dancing' in Pyongyang
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 13:10
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Food rationing in North Korea finally ends following the introduction of the new compulsory state game of 'Musical Tofu'
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 13:15
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So...
Is everybody happeee??
(profundo basso) .. Yer bet yer life we are...
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 13:24
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'Lt. Ying Tong Iddle I Po ... Has anyone told you that you have a rubbery ar$e'
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 14:17
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The troops were experiencing a little difficulty in carrying out the newly introduced 'left wheel' manoeuvre....
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 14:48
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 14:54
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The North Korean Army Air Force walk through the latest acrobatic manoeuvres to celebrate the great ones premature demise.
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"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work we go..."
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Soldier middle background
'Why you laugh, me no likee kick up arse'
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 17:11
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