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Old 17th Dec 2016, 13:12
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Vladimir was sure he'd found there perfect solution for the removal of the acoustic tiles...
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 13:26
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"Private Scrimshaw reporting for duty Sir"
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 13:55
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"Oh yes - she shares the hot-rack - it's a bit tight, and whoever's in it at the time, Gennady, Ivan or me, takes her for a walk in the morning."
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 14:30
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Vladimir knew he was destined to only get second place in this year's Dracula lookalike competition.
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 14:34
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The American Navy has Marines instead of Sheep!
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 14:44
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"Got any crabs mate?"
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 14:51
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Vladimir was surprised to hear her ask if there was a dental officer on board...
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 18:15
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The Ekranoplan brings the Soviet Air Force face to face with an unanticipated problem.
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 19:16
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Lt. Walrus sulks after the Captain tells him to either shave off his moustache or grow a full set.
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 19:45
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"He keeps singing, "I am the Beatle", but we think he may be a walrus."
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 21:01
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Walrus: How come I always get the ugly ones?
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 21:35
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"No, I am the egg man!"
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 22:03
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"He says... he would have made the parade, but his iceberg hit a ship..."
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 22:32
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HAH- The Americkaneers have their SEALS- we've got the WALURUS disguise !!
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 22:57
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"Funny - when we told HQ we'd captured a walrus, they said, 'Don't forget to interrogate the pilot'."
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 23:04
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"He's a messenger from HQ - he's brought us two tusks."

(Apologies, Andytug - hadn't seen yours)
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Old 18th Dec 2016, 00:51
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One of these is an efficient, disciplined, under water killing machine. The other is a Russian Submariner.
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Old 18th Dec 2016, 00:59
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This? Is my entry for Caption #39605. Is not too late? Is bloody funny!
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Old 18th Dec 2016, 01:44
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Women aboard Naval vessels was not all what it was thought to be!
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Old 18th Dec 2016, 03:43
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Vlad was still trying his best to convince Uri that working in the reactor space was completely safe.
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