Caption competition

[Pontius Navigator]

Ocado goes one better than Amazon drones with an edible delivery system.

[ShyTorque]

"Sod off, it's my day off!"

[Arm out the window]

'Rocket' had been particularly successful - some would say a bit too successful - so the Pigeon Racing Handicapper General was taking no chances with this week's event.

[Danny42C]

"He's gone doolalli, so we've had to put him in a straitjacket !"

[Danny42C]

"Percy Pigeon, you're supposed to carry your bedroll, not wear it !"

[Danny42C]

"Put that Air-Pigeon on a charge, Sergeant - in bed 30 mins after Reveille !"

[Chef Bruz]

early testing of the Cirrus CAPS system

[andytug]

Early testing of vertical landing for the F-35 programme......

[andytug]

"No Hoskins, I asked for a De Havilland Dove....."

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

"It's either a French or an Italian Pigeon"
"How can you tell?"
"It's flying a white flag""

I was going to say English.
Why's that?
Pigeon English old chap.

[Buster Hyman]

When I said "something like a Turkey shoot"

[andytug]

"No Hoskins, the order for dinner was game bird in a canapé..."

[jim's brother]

"General, I think you may have misheard - we were actually planning a coup."

[jim's brother]

Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator

Ocado goes one better than Amazon drones with an edible delivery system.

With respect, I think it may, in fact, be from the Co-op.

[jim's brother]

"I swear, I saw Admiral Nelson drop it from up there - "That'll teach you!" he shouted."

[jim's brother]

"Following years of concern about the effect of pigeon droppings on the buildings in Trafalgar Square, and the potential risk to tourists from pigeons swooping at high speed, all 10,000 pigeons have now been fitted with nappies and brake 'chutes," said Mr H. Nelson of the HSE.

[Buster Hyman]

That's a unique interpretation of Down Feather there Hoskins.

[squeaker]

Royal Signals take drastic steps to reduce desertion rates in carrier pigeons.

[Buster Hyman]

Baldricks cunning plan.

[Wensleydale]

The communications officer was wishing that the MOD had not bought his latest carrier pigeons on higher perches.