Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"They told me if I joined the navy I would be able to feel a man.... Wait for me duckie..."

[NutLoose]

Early naval mating dance caught on camera... With the "female" of the species displaying hat off and tail vent raised.

[PingDit]

"You'll have to shout Smithers!... You've got your WHAT? caught in the joystick?"

[Wensleydale]

When asked why he was leaving Strictly Come Dancing, head judge Len Goodman commented adversely on the over elaboration of some of the routines.

[jim's brother]

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The Judging Panel have requested that the deck be cleared in time for their arrival at 1700Z today.

[Danny42C]

" F-35 Cancelled, then what ?"

[Buster Hyman]

When I said we could use a plane to get tge splinters off the deck...umm...

[jim's brother]

The Judging Panel apologised profusely for arriving late for duty, due to an unforeseen unpunctuality.

The Panel commended all entrants for their hard work.

The results:

In Third-Equal Place are CONSO with: "Dammit Joe- let the left wing go NOW ! I'll come around again ! It takes ALL of you to catch me- no brakes !!", and C52's: "After reading press reports of aircraft accidents stating "Aircraft left runway during take-off", naval officers try to stop it from happening again."

In Second-Equal place are Buster Hyman with: "Wait! The glue's not dry yet!" and Traffic Er Is Was with: "Hoskins raised the ire of the local Ice Cream salesmen by low flying along Brighton Pier and scaring all their customers away."

And in First Place, and the winner of the Coffman Starter Trophy, is Danny 42C with: "I told you not to try it, Hoskins - this ship can steam faster than you can fly!"

You have control, Danny....

[Danny42C]

jim's brother,

Thank you ! What an unexpected honour ! (covered in blushes !) But cannot put a picture up, must hand the torch back to the two stalwarts Buster and Traffic.

All yours, gentlemen, Danny.

[NutLoose]

I believe the pilot flying died in an attempt a few days later BTW.


Well done Danny, a worthy winner.

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

I believe the pilot flying died in an attempt a few days later BTW.

Well, that's put a dampener on the proceedings, thank you Nutty!

In lieue of Tiew, I'll provide this for your captioning pleasure....

[Wensleydale]

Its not been the same since they started using a Walrus for SAR.

[Wensleydale]

The submarine had to stay on the surface due to a problem with its seals.

[jim's brother]

The Walrus and Submariner
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of land:
"If we could only stay aboard,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

[Cows getting bigger]

Vlad & Olga were particularly pleased with their official wedding photo.

[andytug]

"No Vladimir, I said find me someone who can deal with a difficult TASK!"

[andytug]

"Sir, I think we've blown a seal"

"No, that's just a bit of snow in my beard...... "

[Danny42C]

"It's amazing, the size of the barnacles you get stuck on your bottom these days !"

[andytug]

"He says we haz stolen his bukkit..?"

[jim's brother]

"I often bring Walrus down here to visit the submarines in dock - they remind him of his family," said Senior Keeper Ivan Smirnov of Severomorsk zoo.