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Old 20th Dec 2016, 10:58
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"I know there's more social life on the beach, but there are times when a chap just likes to be alone !"
 
Old 20th Dec 2016, 11:04
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"I'm told that they call me the "Merlion" in Singapore. Is that right ?"
 
Old 20th Dec 2016, 11:07
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"Have you heard the one about the ship's Chaplain and the Mermaid ?"
 
Old 20th Dec 2016, 11:31
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"She won't go home without her friend, and she's still down below with Ivan."
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 12:15
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Okay, I think we can get another pic in before Christmas so, without further ado...

In Third place...Wensleydale with:
The submarine had to stay on the surface due to a problem with its seals.
Second place goes to...Brother of Jim with;
"Funny - when we told HQ we'd captured a walrus, they said, 'Don't forget to interrogate the pilot'."
But, the Christmas Coffman Starter Trophy goes to..........has to be Traffic is er Was with;
No need to be embarrassed Ivan. We'll just put a 'W' at the end of LGBT and you'll be covered.
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 13:35
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Thanks BH. The CST gratefully received.

Apologies if this has been used before:

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Old 20th Dec 2016, 13:55
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Um, I think you misunderstand the term "carrier pidgeon" Hoskins.
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 14:26
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"I'd call that Feather-Bedding !"
 
Old 20th Dec 2016, 14:31
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After consulting the USE, the RSPB insisted that pigeons be supplied with similar escape equipment as other airmen
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 15:01
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A new version of the famous ' pigeon drop '
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 15:04
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"Carry a pigeon" is what the project manager thought his task was.

(not an entry if it's deemed too close to Buster's)
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 15:04
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It's the new "coo-vert" ops squad....
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 15:06
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"He was complaining of the cold on his last trip, so........!"
 
Old 20th Dec 2016, 15:07
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... descending under their sparrow-chutes....
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 15:12
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"Apparently he was rejected by the SAS for being slightly pigeon-toed"
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 15:47
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Two for the price of one! Both bird sh*t and a paratrooper falling from the sky at the same time!
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 17:02
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Amazon deliver their first Pigeon En Croute utilising their new drone delivery system.
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 17:03
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"It's either a French or an Italian Pigeon"
"How can you tell?"
"It's flying a white flag""
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Old 20th Dec 2016, 19:06
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Add the herbs to the pot of bouillon, lower the pigeon and simmer for 45 minutes.
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Second Class Air Mail Pigeon Post
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