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Old 8th Apr 2017, 10:03
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"You remember that old HMV picture of a dog and a gramophone?"
"Yes."
"Well, this is the other half that they decided not to use."
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 10:08
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STOP STOP!!! TAKE IT OUT OF REVERSE!!!!
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 10:45
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I love the smell of burnt kerosene in the morning.
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 12:16
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"The ignition key doesn't actually go in the engine."
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 14:05
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Oi, the intake inspection is done at the other end.
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 14:17
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ISTR that, amongst the engines guys, it was considered amusing to press the hot relight when someone was up the back end
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 14:18
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Has anyone seen my nuts?
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 16:23
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Sooty really wanted to be an oncologist
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 16:46
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator
Sooty really wanted to be an oncologist

...but ended up as a proctologist instead
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 18:45
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You are right Sarg, she really does need some "jet wash"
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 18:46
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Wow that is definitely a new take on "corporal" punishment ......
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 18:48
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Nope, those keys you dropped in the intake haven't made it through yet.
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 18:51
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Yah Right, Join the Airforce and see world, the recruiter said......
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 19:09
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"No Sergeant, I can't see your house from here....ere....ere....ere...
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 19:42
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"(sigh) Yep, it's round and long. Can you think what else it could be, besides a telescope?"
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 20:34
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Bet my bum looks big in this
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 20:42
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A few very good efforts so far....

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Old 8th Apr 2017, 20:47
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"Don't any of you Jerries speak English?"

Someone told Sharkey (Ward) there's a mirror in there...
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Old 9th Apr 2017, 00:16
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Are you sure we should start working on the engines out in the open?
My friend, there is nowhere safer on Earth to do maintenance than here at the Shayrat air base!
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Old 9th Apr 2017, 08:00
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Typical, straight out of the paint shop and what do the sooties do? Dirty paws everywhere.
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