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Old 28th Jun 2016, 19:32
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"Yes, Hoskins, I know you were taught to "tackle 'em low". But you're not on the rugger pitch now !"
 
Old 28th Jun 2016, 20:20
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Now Bloggs ... I think we need to go over the Quadrantal Rule again
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Old 28th Jun 2016, 20:49
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November Five Three Alpha, your mayday is acknowledged. Fire services, Medicare, and an accident liability lawyer are on the way as requested.
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 00:04
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Planes don't kill people, people kill people!
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 08:42
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The practical demonstration of the problems of the Heathrow plan for simultaneous take off and landing on the same runway was an outstanding success.
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 08:49
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Scrogs Aviation design for a push-me pull-me biplane was misinterpreted on the shop floor.
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 09:18
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"...and that's how we perform a 'pancake' landing."
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 09:41
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"That illustrates the point, Bloggs - over-concentration on the ILS can cause you problems. I have control."
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 13:18
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Tower this is 05, we seem to have lost our wing walker, please advise.
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 13:37
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As usual, the competition for Nutty and Buster to come First in the CapCom lead to some interesting results.
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 14:15
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Should have gone to . . . . Chris Evans?
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 14:29
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"Don't worry, I think this is a false injury claim. He gave himself away with, 'Tower, we have 50 POB, all with whiplash.'"
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 16:50
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"Oh, darling, I didn't think you cared !"
 
Old 29th Jun 2016, 20:44
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Sir Elton John finally decided to get his license.
His first solo was somewhat....
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Old 29th Jun 2016, 21:02
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Sir Elton John finally decided to get his license.
His first solo was somewhat....

"Don't let the Cessna go down on me..."


"Don't go breaking my wing".


"Goodbye yellow brick runway".


"Someone didn't save my life tonight".


"Cessna in the wind".


"Tarmac seems to be the hardest word".


"Daniel was leaving tonight on a plane".


"The bitch is back!"


"I'm no longer standing".


"Can you feel the undercarriage tonight?"


"Bennie and the pistons".


"Rocket Man (My ar*e)"


"Something about the way you land tonight".
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Old 30th Jun 2016, 01:17
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Not bitter, the EU attempts to bring down Farage's Aircraft again as he tries to leave Maastricht..






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Old 30th Jun 2016, 01:18
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Red Ken and Corbyn shafted from above
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Old 30th Jun 2016, 02:40
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Joe Hart lets in another EU howler!!!
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Old 30th Jun 2016, 07:30
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"No, Hoskins, the adage: ' The more we are together, the happier we shall be' is not applicable in this case !"

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Old 30th Jun 2016, 08:21
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'We got the idea from Eurocontrol and that "ever closer union” thingy.'
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