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Old 25th Jun 2016, 22:01
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"Hmmmm......I wonder if I left the hair straighteners switched on....?"
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 06:00
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Keep it going chaps and I'll judge around Tea Time (just realised that this could have been a caption).
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 08:03
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Kate: "Is that Fergie waving down by the gates?"
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 08:20
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"Elegant? . . . of course we're damned elegant . . .starts with the Royal manicurist don't you know . . . "
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 09:49
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I say Wills, these chin ups are a piece of cake.
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 11:25
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"Goodness! This thongs going places it shouldn't!"
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 11:48
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"If this is all the Air Force we've got, who's guarding the Kingdom ?"
 
Old 26th Jun 2016, 12:25
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"If this is all the Air Force we've got, who's guarding the Kingdom?"
"Don't worry, dear - there won't be a Kingdom by the end of the month."
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 12:36
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Boys ... As I'm now the Honorary Air Commodore-in-Chief of the Air Cadets, I can't wait until I can wear my uniform ... When Chanel have finished the tailoring ... That'll give Group Captain Vorderman a run for her money
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 12:54
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Kate: "Well, you can look for Divine guidance if you wish. I'm voting to Remain ... or Leave ... or Remain ... ummmm."
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 13:00
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 15:25
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"Goodness! This thong's going places it shouldn't!"

not a caption . . . .PING-DIT . . .you read her expression with uncanny accuracy. . . did you have any assistance?

(it will be hard to cap that one - if you get a guernsey/camel stamp . . will you send a copy of the photo to Kate to stick up somewhere? - addressed properly of course? Never know what acknowledgement you might receive. The Highly Derogatory Order of the Irremovable Digit?)
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 15:50
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Judging time as promised.....


It is perhaps a little surprizing, judging by the Duchess' condition, that nobody realised that the princes were looking at a stork. However, my favourite entry was an early input by Andytug, remembering the events of 4 years ago......


"Tch! I told you two already, your granny is not parachuting down again!"

Well done again - over to you.
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 15:59
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Well played Andy
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 17:38
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Thanks all - Buster's James Hewitt gag genuinely did make me snort my beer though.......


Here's one to have a go at..

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Old 26th Jun 2016, 17:54
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"November Nine Five Xray, short finals, six greens..."
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 17:57
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"clear to land, one on ... oops"
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 18:39
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MPN11 got his map pins in a bit of a tizz
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 18:41
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High Wing....Low Wing....who cares about the Blind Spot!



Or.....

Bloggs....you cannot claim a Landing unless the Wheels touch the Asphalt at least once.
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Old 26th Jun 2016, 19:45
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Oh, goodie!
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