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Old 1st Jul 2016, 14:23
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The Luftwaffe Exchange Officer put up a Black Mark when he chased the 42 Squadron mascot with a carving knife
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 14:29
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" Ze Ides of March haf come, Adolf "........"Aye, Chicken, but not gone !"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 14:53
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Damn zeze infernal French Army mobile ration packs!
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 15:03
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'Cluck Pax ! Pax ! Pax ! Squawk' ... 'Ze only Pax you'll be getting my little feathered friend iz Paxo'
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 15:09
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Not what the platoon expected when Reiner said that he would have a stab at dinner.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 15:11
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The Muppet show has been withdrawn from transmission as the Swedish Chef is outed as a Nazi sympathiser.....
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 15:25
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The Europe Project was never going to be an easy carve-up for Germany.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 17:37
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The German army had become increasingly desperate for a bit of.......c**k.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 17:41
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Which came last, the chicken or the egg ?
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 17:46
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Herr Schickle Grubber plays chicken.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 17:59
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"I don't like it up me, Herr Zufreiter Jones!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 18:07
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Killing every living thing in the Village was proving to be a difficult task.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 18:12
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"You vill cross ze road!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 18:18
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"Oh, cluck ... thank Horus he's out of 9mm ammo."
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 19:00
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"Why not go for that nice plump rabbit over there, Georg - I'm too young to die !"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 19:24
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Verdamdt, these French chickens run faster than their soldiers!
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 19:35
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"Damn you, ve haf just got all ze ducks in a row and now zis happens!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 19:40
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Having had to jump over the barrel of the chickens' defensive artillery emplacement, he was having trouble making up for lost ground.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 19:46
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Angel

"Look at it this way, chicken-licken, isn't this better than a life in a battery cage ? - like those poor devils in Area Radar !"

Last edited by Danny42C; 1st Jul 2016 at 19:51. Reason: Sly Afterthought
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 21:07
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"Chicken! For you ze war is over!"


(Couldn't be bothered with Google Translate.)
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