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Hoskins denying the need for Glasses....thought he was escorting Beagle to the NAAFI.
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"When they told us we were getting a K9 I was expecting to get a bit of glider flying in, not end up walking a damned dog"
Man:...Now Bonzo old boy, when we get to the white cross on the ground just ahead, we stop, look ahead and smile for the camera.
Dog:...Why oh why did I agree to this? I hope none of the lads at the kennel see this.
Dog:...Why oh why did I agree to this? I hope none of the lads at the kennel see this.
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"If Russia can do it, so can we! We've asked the RAF to train ten dogstranauts and we'll put them into orbit on the Skylark in a few months," said Gerry Anderson, director of the UK Space Agency.
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Extracts from Dog's Annual Confidential Report ....
( I'll walk home, but thanks anyway
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Needs to be kept on a tight leash ...
A bit of a wag ...
Halitosis and hair shedding affect his social standing ...
Career-wise, he may be barking up the wrong tree ...
A bit of a wag ...
Halitosis and hair shedding affect his social standing ...
Career-wise, he may be barking up the wrong tree ...
( I'll walk home, but thanks anyway
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"And I don't think the Staish and his good lady were overly impressed with your attempts to shag her leg"
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Him: Right, Happy Hour is one ashtray of crisps and one large ashtray of beer, and then you go home. I'm not having a repeat of last Friday's performance ... the bill for cleaning the Bar carpet was huge!
Dog: Yeah, I know. That's why they made me 'Mess' Secretary.
Dog: Yeah, I know. That's why they made me 'Mess' Secretary.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
And just remember where you put, not like last time when I found it in the dog run