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Old 1st Jul 2016, 14:09
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Not what the platoon expected when Reiner said that he would have a stab at dinner.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 14:11
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The Muppet show has been withdrawn from transmission as the Swedish Chef is outed as a Nazi sympathiser.....
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 14:25
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The Europe Project was never going to be an easy carve-up for Germany.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 16:37
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The German army had become increasingly desperate for a bit of.......c**k.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 16:41
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Which came last, the chicken or the egg ?
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 16:46
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Herr Schickle Grubber plays chicken.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 16:59
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"I don't like it up me, Herr Zufreiter Jones!"
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 17:07
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Killing every living thing in the Village was proving to be a difficult task.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 17:12
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"You vill cross ze road!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 17:18
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"Oh, cluck ... thank Horus he's out of 9mm ammo."
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 18:00
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"Why not go for that nice plump rabbit over there, Georg - I'm too young to die !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 18:24
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Verdamdt, these French chickens run faster than their soldiers!
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 18:35
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"Damn you, ve haf just got all ze ducks in a row and now zis happens!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 18:40
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Having had to jump over the barrel of the chickens' defensive artillery emplacement, he was having trouble making up for lost ground.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 18:46
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Angel

"Look at it this way, chicken-licken, isn't this better than a life in a battery cage ? - like those poor devils in Area Radar !"

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Old 1st Jul 2016, 20:07
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"Chicken! For you ze war is over!"


(Couldn't be bothered with Google Translate.)
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 21:29
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"This isn't going to hurt at all !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2016, 23:25
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Come back, you're my plucking lunch.
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Old 2nd Jul 2016, 01:59
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This newly unearthed wartime photograph shows the moment just before SOE operative Eddie "Feathers" McGee, having drawn his unsuspecting foe close by clever use of camouflage, strikes and sends another Hun to meet his maker.
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Old 2nd Jul 2016, 06:21
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Stop you fool...its the Italian Exchange Officer's parade hat!
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