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Old 30th Jun 2016, 09:59
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Final practical exam for ATCOs: two blindfolded pilots, two ATCOs in different rooms with nothing but radar.
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Old 30th Jun 2016, 11:41
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"No Bloggs, this does NOT qualify you for a twin rating..."
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Old 30th Jun 2016, 13:53
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Birds of a feather------should not stick together !
 
Old 30th Jun 2016, 14:00
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"That's it, back on the yoke, keep easing back on the yoke - keep the weight off the nosegear for as long as possible, we don't want to cause any damage."
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Old 30th Jun 2016, 17:21
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OK, judging will be later after the football...... Or during it, if it's as rubbish as the England game was!
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Old 30th Jun 2016, 17:41
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Joe Hart's first flying lesson:


"OK Joe - now just hold it on the light buffet...hold it...hold it...HOLD IT!"
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Old 30th Jun 2016, 21:08
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Lots of good stuff this time round - honourable mentions to:

Nutloose for "Smithers couldn't understand the big fuss, after all he had landed on the numbers as requested by Air Traffic."

ShyTorque for "No Bloggs, this does NOT qualify you for a twin rating..."

and of course Wensleydale for the huge list of Elton John puns!

But my favourite this time, short and sweet, Buster Hyman with:

"Tag! You're it... "


Over to you Buster.....
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 01:58
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Well, I guess I'm it then! Thanks Andy.

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Old 1st Jul 2016, 06:21
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Who are you calling 'Chicken'?
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 06:22
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In France 1940, Hans tries out his recipe for 'Coc au Panzer'.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 06:58
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Zo ven I have captured you vee vill appear on zee BBQ thread for zee beer can up zee bum recipe
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 07:07
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Now to try out the Weber BBQ that we captured at Dunkirk!
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 07:27
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"Foghorn, watch your 6!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 07:40
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"Eggs be damned.....I want a casserole".
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 08:17
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After saying 'Thank you' to the guards 'Good Luck' wish...Pvt Scroggins elaborate disguise was blown!
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 09:11
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Watching Unteroffizier Wilson during rehearsals for German TV's 'Papas Armee', Korporal Jones exclaimed, "Keine Panic! Sie mögen nicht es herauf ihnen!"



{with apologies for the Google translation to anyone who really does speak German!}
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 09:28
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 09:35
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German film crews try to lighten the moment by producing a new series of "The Great Wehrmacht Bake-off".
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 10:14
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"Damn clever Britishers! They feed them gunpowder! They call them egg-shells!"
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Old 1st Jul 2016, 10:55
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Come on ze here Boris der chicken
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