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Eh, lads, has anyone checked the CBR on that runway?
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
The plan to use Staines reservoir instead of a 3rd runaway was implemented before Terminal 6 was ready.
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"Jeez, can't you read, the sign clearly says do not flush while standing at the station."
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STOP!
The international jury are presently deciding the winner of the competition, and we expect the results in the next half hour.
If you enter now, your entry will not be considered but you may still be charged.
The international jury are presently deciding the winner of the competition, and we expect the results in the next half hour.
If you enter now, your entry will not be considered but you may still be charged.
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Judging is complete, and has been verified (but not swayed) by Jim's Sister-in-Law. The International Judging Panel congratulates everyone on the high quality of their entries.
Special Mention:
Special Mention:
Wander00: "Well, someone must have had the ignition key when we left."
Danny42C: "Tha's not gettin' me into that thing - look at t'big hole in't side!"
Best Accent /Best Use of Colour:Danny42C: "Tha's not gettin' me into that thing - look at t'big hole in't side!"
Burnt Fishtrousers: "Oh this picture love that teksme back..That's us when we flew Yorkshire Air on't day trip 't Fraaance. Pilot (hes the one on 't left) decided 't stop mid channel fer't pi$$ and let uz off fer a bit whilst ee went. weaad a game of cricket n' all 'til tide kem in"
Runners-Up:Buster Hyman: "Why do I feel like I'm about to be in an episode of Air Crash Investigation?"
Wensleydale: "Denying that he will take Britain back to the 1930s, Jeremy Corbyn unveils his battle bus for the 2020 General Election."
AND THE WINNERWensleydale: "Denying that he will take Britain back to the 1930s, Jeremy Corbyn unveils his battle bus for the 2020 General Election."
SASless: "MI-6 Agents train for European Ops post Brexit."
SASless, well done, and you have control.
Well, Dang!
That comes as a huge surprise!
Some very stiff competition for sure!
That comes as a huge surprise!
Some very stiff competition for sure!
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Any more cheek from you and you will be blackballed too.
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"Sah, I was building my model tank in the block last night, and I fell onto Smith's boot and spilt the superglue. It was pretty uncomfortable, sleeping with his boot, but the march here this morning was downright painful. Sah!"
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"Anything for the weekend, Sir?"