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"Well, big boy - you said you could handle a nice tight box...now get your hands out of your pockets and get lifting!"
Reports filtering in to HQ from the front line that "The Holy Grail" had been discovered in Iraq, were going to cause some red faces at the forthcoming press conference.
A box captured during a raid on an ISIS stronghold was later found to contain 12000 pictures of goats.
"No, really, these were President Trump's actual words - 'We put it out in the middle of the desert, wait for those filthy ragheads to all gather round it, and then nuke 'em back to wherever they damn well came from!'"
A bemused Sgt Edgar J Humplehoffer III , of the 7653rd Supply Company, was quoted as saying that, yes, while he had received box No 2, where had the other 749 boxes of his order gone, and that "the Ell Tee and other guys were gunna kill him!"
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Either open the box or i'll take your money luvvie.
With deference to Take Your Pick and Michael Miles
With deference to Take Your Pick and Michael Miles
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"Bugger they haven't sent the gas to inflate them"