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Old 19th Feb 2016, 06:10
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I say a bit of a 'Pancake' that landing ... Yes Sir, and the field is covered in them
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 07:04
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"Hey look, girls....that pilot must have really been milking it!"

"Yes, he always was full of bull£hit!"
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 08:02
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Sunray Leader this is Sunray Minor, tell the rescue crew to hurry up, I'm friesian my t#t$ off.
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 08:08
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Well I thought it was a "Longhorn".
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 08:09
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This is not what I meant by "bull up the prop till it shines!"
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 08:21
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Bloggs ... I said ... 'Let's have a Roll off the Top' ... Not ... 'Let's have some Gold Top'
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 08:26
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M16 Agent, NutLoose, fails his final recognition test ... By confusing NATO Reporting Name 'Swine' with NATO Reporting Name 'Bovine'
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 08:35
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Well it seems my QFI was right when he said ... 'Bloggs all you are good for is flipping beef in a Burger Restaurant'
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 08:43
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At least a new reupholstering won't be the issue.
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 09:01
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The Boss said that we were going on a milk run....
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 09:09
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Don't you dare say "Butterfingers"!!
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 09:10
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"See you Topside" the squadron leader had said....
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 11:54
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When you asked me if I thought inverted flight was a good idea...and I said "The stakes are too high"...I wasn't referring to those cows...
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 11:55
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...and from then on, we had the term "Wheels up landing!"
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 12:01
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HERD!
Heard what?
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 12:21
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"In my defence Sir, the Instructor Pilot, Capt Bloggs Royal Marines, had asked for a 'hoofing landing'."
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 14:14
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 14:23
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If Friesian Holsteins produced lager ... Landings would probably be smoother
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 14:34
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"That pilot deserves a pat on the head for that landing!"

""Oh, he got one dear, he got one of mine!"
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 21:54
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The original Mad Cow.
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