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Old 20th Jun 2016, 13:30
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"And Noah sent forth a dove...."
 
Old 20th Jun 2016, 13:32
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The latest "stealthy" disguised Trident missile test was a bit of a curate's egg...
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 14:19
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Is the Harpoon ready?
Aye Skipper...
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Sea Shepard trial new tactics.
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 14:21
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Skipper, there's a bald guy on that deck stroking a White cat. Should we be alarmed?
No Commander Bond, we're in an aircraft. What could possibly go wrong?
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The Brazilian air force were called in when doubts were raised about the legality of the Russian rowing teams boat for Rio.
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 14:39
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Sharky's next adventure!

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Old 20th Jun 2016, 14:50
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"Well it could've been a lot worse - look at what Dad had to put up with !"


 
Old 20th Jun 2016, 15:50
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I could really use some Monster Truck tyres right now...
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 16:35
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(Acknowledgement to Shy Torque for the idea):

Wheeeee...(Engine Room to Bridge) - "Sorry Cap'n, but the engines canna tek it !"

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Old 20th Jun 2016, 18:10
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Its easy with a sea plane - now we'll try it with the piano!
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CUT ! So that's the pilot episode of 'Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea' in the can ... I just think we need a larger production budget when we come to build the final Seaview and the Flying Sub vehicles
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 20:21
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"Ghostrider, we're feet wet."




Hold on Goose, it's time to buzz the conning tower.
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 21:12
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"No, no, only the bomb is meant to bounce!"
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 21:50
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"Do you remember that rating whatshisname, the one who we used to fly the autogyro we dragged behind us to spot shipping over the horizon ?"........"He saw a destroyer heading for us, Sir, we had to crash-dive !"......."Ah, yes - pity - he was a good man".
 
Old 20th Jun 2016, 22:00
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"EXCUSE ME...WHICH WAY TO ENGLAND?"
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Hoskins, we ain't towing a bloody glider!
Release that cable immediately!
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Old 21st Jun 2016, 09:51
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Whaddaya mean you forgot the torpedo??
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Old 21st Jun 2016, 10:04
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With this thing we can give Puerto Argentina an English name again.
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Old 21st Jun 2016, 10:31
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"Make sure the dockyard maties fit the new garage doors[ before we dive, Chief.... Remember what happened to Thetis - and that was just a torpedo tube !"
 


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