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Old 28th Sep 2012, 06:22
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Lt.Col ( R.E) leaning on shovel in lieu of shooting stick to 2nd Lt ( R.E. )

" So, Snotson - Smythe, you say you spent some time with those damned Air Force types, and they told you it was jolly easy to hide an aircraft, that they did it all the time in Germany, you just take the wings off, and push it in... and did they, by any chance, mention the word Harrier at all ?"

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Old 28th Sep 2012, 06:56
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Someone call the Royal Engineers as it would seem our American colleagues haven't heard of Sommerfeld Tracking ...
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Old 28th Sep 2012, 07:45
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No, the briefing was as follows - "I want you to fly really low level - under-sTand?"........
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Old 28th Sep 2012, 08:50
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This is what happens when the engines in a VSTOL aircraft are installed upside down
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Old 28th Sep 2012, 09:14
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Russian TFR was always suss...
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Old 28th Sep 2012, 16:39
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Lt. Farouk Najjar of the Syrian Air Force attempted to defect by tunnelling out of Syria ... however his plan was rumbled when he tried to drag his jet with him ... Doh !
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Old 28th Sep 2012, 16:57
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"Bloody women drivers, they're useless at parking".
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Old 28th Sep 2012, 17:03
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Now you can call it a mud mover, all be it dry granulated mud

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Old 29th Sep 2012, 06:01
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Bunker shots are a bit of a bu??er at times
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Old 29th Sep 2012, 08:50
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Alan Tracey needs no help in getting the Mole back into Pod 5 ready for Thunderbird 2 to return to base.

(For older viewers)

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Old 29th Sep 2012, 09:24
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Get the cast from "Flight of the Phoenix" over here ASAP.
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Old 29th Sep 2012, 18:45
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Five mins earlier ... "cable on" ... "all clear above and behind" ... "take up slack" ... "all out" ... OK who did the DI and forgot to rig the wings ? Winch Driver seen hastily changing his underpants
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Old 30th Sep 2012, 10:02
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"I'm sure you do know all about getting sand in your crack love, but I'd still rather leave this one for the lads to sort out, if it's all the same to you..."



Some excellent entries so far; keep 'em coming
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Old 30th Sep 2012, 12:26
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Opening scenes from "The Mummy 4 - Imhotep Flies South"
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Old 30th Sep 2012, 12:46
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Don'rt worry love, these guys know what they're doing, they have just come from their last job of removing the Nimrods from Woodford.
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Old 30th Sep 2012, 13:02
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WMD - Wingless MiG, Desert-covered?
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Old 30th Sep 2012, 13:37
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M.o.D procurement chap leaning on shovel to lower minion

" Erm, Smithers old boy, when you said this chap offered you a damn good deal, fifty million for as many revetments as we wanted, and a quarter up front in cash, did the name on his invoice "Shake Seamus Abdul O'Murphy ( Bildings )" not ring any alarm bells at all ?"

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Old 30th Sep 2012, 14:29
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Aww, now I get why you guys call Russian fighters 'Agricultural'...
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Old 30th Sep 2012, 14:56
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"Awwww crap, shove it back, and we will try over to the left, those Crated Spitfires have got to be around here somewhere"..
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Old 30th Sep 2012, 14:59
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Cover it back up It's not ripe enough yet, the wings haven't developed fully.
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