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Old 1st Mar 2016, 10:24
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"What happens next? Well, we'll be issued with our capes shortly, and then the bulls will be released."
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Old 1st Mar 2016, 10:36
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Taking their lead from imperialistic military western websites, trainee pilots in North Korea practise their safety drills in the event of a forced landing in a field of cattle.
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Old 1st Mar 2016, 12:27
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Guy center left, looking over shoulder: "Hey, did you just grab my a#$e??"
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Old 1st Mar 2016, 12:41
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"Release the starving dogs"


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Old 1st Mar 2016, 12:44
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That's what I like to see ... Clear unambiguous Baton Marshalling technique on the Pan

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Old 2nd Mar 2016, 01:57
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Old 2nd Mar 2016, 08:05
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Musical chairs was never the same since we burnt them for firewood.
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Old 2nd Mar 2016, 08:15
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The new catering corporal's special mushroom omelettes were much enjoyed by all.
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Old 2nd Mar 2016, 19:52
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I think we can give the dancing Koreans a rest now...

Third place, Dan Gerous with:
See you at the NAAFI bop tonight then?
Runner up Pontius with:
"Okay, okay, I'm short and stout but what is a teapot?"
But our winner is Nutty with:
"And next week when the sanctions are lifted, we will try this with real steam irons"
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Old 2nd Mar 2016, 20:01
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Well played Nutty
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Old 2nd Mar 2016, 22:58
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A worthy winner ! (couldn't have done better myself).
 
Old 3rd Mar 2016, 10:53
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I think he's in shock!
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Old 3rd Mar 2016, 11:23
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Thank you all, one has been working...

Ok and on to the next competition, see what you can do with this

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Old 3rd Mar 2016, 11:46
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...and I'll have extra schnitzel on mine.
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Old 3rd Mar 2016, 11:47
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What do you mean, you don't know the third verse of "God Save the Queen"


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Right, we'll try it again from the top:


"Coughs and sneezes spread diseases......"
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Old 3rd Mar 2016, 11:48
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Which of you on this short-list admits to sub-titling that video of the Fuehrer in the bunker?
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Old 3rd Mar 2016, 11:48
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Damn, it appears you are right...it does say on the invite dark jackets!
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Old 3rd Mar 2016, 12:47
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Skandal

Und so, meine Herren, you are forbidden to mention the diesel abgas Manipulation results for 70 Jahren.
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Old 3rd Mar 2016, 12:52
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"...and finally, the weather forecast for Dresden:
Three hundred degrees and cloudy"
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Old 3rd Mar 2016, 13:00
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Fury in Berlin as Russell Grant's horoscopes for the remainder of 1945 do not go down as well as expected.
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