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Old 6th Nov 2015, 13:16
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Glorious leader that's the second time dog meat pilot has got his display wrong, can I press the self destruct now?
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Old 6th Nov 2015, 14:35
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"He better have my bluddy telescope from John Lewis on board"
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Old 6th Nov 2015, 16:26
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[not a caption]

Broadsword calling JAVELINBOY, Broadsword calling JAVELINBOY.
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Old 6th Nov 2015, 22:31
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He's low, he's fast, he's accurate...but I still don't know why these crops are failing.
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Old 6th Nov 2015, 22:35
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Chuffed I won, busy cruising the Med so out of touch hand judging to second place
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It's over to Shytorque to judge but, if it's not judged by tonight AESST, I'll call it...(I think I'm a chance btw...)
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Old 7th Nov 2015, 07:23
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Buster,

"An Enemy Hath Done This !" .........(with Agent Orange ?)
 
Old 7th Nov 2015, 07:54
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I thought they promised me that this afternoon's big celebratory event was going to be "Al Fresco": not a Fresco.
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Old 7th Nov 2015, 08:37
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"Enough ... that's the 7th time he's overshot. Have him executed when he finally manages to land."
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Old 7th Nov 2015, 10:55
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A career ending manoeuvre for the pilot if he couldn't get them up fast enough before Dear Leader noticed they were Goodyears.
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Old 7th Nov 2015, 11:05
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"So you fly it with that leettle box from futaba General, good ve can announce to the vorld Korea has entered the world of the unmanned drone"
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Old 7th Nov 2015, 13:07
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Okay, I'll call it...

3rd...Arm out the window with
"Dear Leader, may I take this opportunity to say you are outstanding in your field!"
2nd Wensleydale with
The North Korean President deploys his recce forces to see if the grass really is greener to the south of the border...
But our winner is Buster with...oh, alright...Traffic is er was with
Boy, May Day celebrations are not what they used to be!
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Old 7th Nov 2015, 18:46
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Well played Traffic
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Old 8th Nov 2015, 11:52
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Thanks Buster...most unexpected!

Next one to go on with......

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Old 8th Nov 2015, 12:00
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The organisers of the Edinburgh Tattoo began to regret their decision to hire Craig Revel Horwood to produce next year's event.
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Old 8th Nov 2015, 12:09
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'Port Arms, er Legs, for Inspection'
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Old 8th Nov 2015, 12:13
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Cracks'hot troops on public show.



(P.S. this photo has been used at least twice before!)
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Old 8th Nov 2015, 12:50
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Very good, girls.
Now, if that doesn't frighten the enemy, nothing will.
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Old 8th Nov 2015, 13:17
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ShyTorque says (P.S. this photo has been used at least twice before!)

Can you remember what the winning entry [ooer, missus] was back then?
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Old 8th Nov 2015, 13:25
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"Crackshot troops on pubic show".

Fixed that for you.
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Old 8th Nov 2015, 14:35
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Hey! No whistling on the parade ground!
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