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Old 10th Jan 2016, 13:41
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"A Trump victory was unlikely, but the new Marine One was being readied just in case."
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 13:52
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"So, that's our rescue unit?" "Yep!"
"And where's the winch?" "That's him!"
"Oh, dear..."
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 18:34
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"Frau Reker, the Mayor of Cologne, was more than happy to
demonstrate just how easy it was maintain "an arms-length"
from would-be attackers, and that any "victims" of the New
Year violence clearly only had themselves to blame."
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 18:39
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JOHNNNNNNNY.....this is your mum. You bring the parts for the food processor back RIGHT NOW !, I need it to make dinner for your Da.

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Old 10th Jan 2016, 18:43
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Think Bubble over the pilots head.

THAT's it, I HAVE HAD IT ! First they take away the National Guard attack helicopters, then the Blackhawks and now all we have is this Piece of SHYTE.

I hate the USAF !
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 18:44
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After all the recent problems with pilots getting caught drunk driving the plan is when you are too drunk to drive home just sign out one of these babies.....
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 20:01
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Good to see you back BPF
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 21:00
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"Bring 'em all on - I can take it !"
 
Old 10th Jan 2016, 21:12
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"Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly ... awaaaaay!"
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Old 10th Jan 2016, 22:17
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"I'm indicating a change of direction - but can't make up my mind which way !"
 
Old 10th Jan 2016, 22:58
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Buster describes the width of his Girl Friends posterior!
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 00:40
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Buster describes the width of his Girl Friends posterior!
...whilst he gets a longer run up in his Jet Jeep....
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 01:35
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I, Dr Frankenstein, give you my latest creation ... the unholy and illegitimate offspring of a shopping trolley and a Southern Cross windmill!
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 02:47
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My Pistons are this Big, and they go on For...a long time...
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 03:44
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"Eureka! - we'll call it "Normal Law".
 
Old 11th Jan 2016, 08:19
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Maverick meets his REO for the first time: "What did you fly before the F-14 and why do they call you Goose?"
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 08:45
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Scroggins realised that the boss was serious when he told him he had a serious BO problem and sent him off into the hover to get it sorted.
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 08:49
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A'right! All together now!!!...
# say oops upside your head #
# say oops upside your head#
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 10:31
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The Vatican's request for a traditional popemobile had fallen on deaf ears...
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Scroggins decided at an early stage that Sikorsky's idea of lift augmentation was not going to catch on..
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