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Old 19th Feb 2016, 21:57
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Hello is that Air Ministry.
Its Daisy in Field 123, " You lost an Aircraft"
Ministry Official to colleague "Some Mad Cow called saying an aircraft landed in their field"
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 21:58
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Gotta hand it to ya Doc. We got it up to 88 mph and we're looking at some serious **** right now!
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 21:58
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Daisy and Buttercup looked up and said " We jumped over the moon, you can't get over the hedge".
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 22:01
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The first Bovine Stratocowser failed to get off the ground.
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 22:35
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Home on the wrong sort of range?
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 22:38
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For your next training course, Bloggs, practice saying "Would you like fries with that, Sir?"
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 22:39
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inappropriate entry for the "Pigs Book".
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Old 19th Feb 2016, 23:46
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"Well, I thought it was a new kind of bull when it landed, and so I just sort of nuzzled it a bit......."
 
Old 19th Feb 2016, 23:50
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"I think it's something to do with the Common Agricultural Policy..."
 
Old 19th Feb 2016, 23:54
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....."Hoskins, I know you're an animal lover, but did you really have to brake so hard ?....."
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 00:04
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".....While you're at it Bloggs, draw me a glass of milk - there's a good chap !...
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 00:14
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"...Buttercup, don't you think they should have cowcatchers on the front of those things....?"
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 00:20
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".......It gave me such a fright when it came down, Daisy - do you think I need counselling.....?"
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 00:24
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...."I should get a good Injury lawyer, Gertie, if I were you"....."But I'm not injured !"....."Wanna bet ?"....
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 00:53
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The Cows didn't mind the crash right next to them, but they turned into Mad Cows when they saw the pilots Leather flight suit & Flying helmet!
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 02:01
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QFI: "I said we should be landing at Cowes not on cows you stupid boy!"
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 03:04
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Brave animals those. When we came down, I didn't see any of them...Cow-er-ing...
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 04:16
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Yes I am so happy........ I just heard my boyfriend bought the farm !
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 04:19
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Yah Daisy, I know.......... farmer Joe picked the wrong field again
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 05:51
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Are you paying too much for your cow insurance?

I say Curruthers, I must admit I'm partial to a Philly here and there, but this one just in front has got a wonderful set of udders...
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