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Old 15th Feb 2016, 06:58
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 06:59
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"Philip, dear, please stop that, one shouldn't look down at the unemployed!"
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 07:51
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So this is the new NHS Tartan is it?


Yes Sir, small checks!
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 10:17
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Sorry girls, looks like God reigned all over my wet blanket.
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 12:09
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"Yesss, I can see the sun has well and truly set over ones yard arm, if one pass one's handbag over, one will crack open the Gin"
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 13:34
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Phil/Liz....... "What the fack are you doing here Sooty?"
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 14:23
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DoE. When I find the buggah that put Viagra in my tea I'll have him shot.


HRH: Not so quick Phileep. I'll make him a knight for 'Services to the Crown'




(out on a 4 day trip now..)
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 15:34
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"See! I told you it wasn't a cat on my lap!"
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 17:18
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I suppose anybody might think you'd pulled away the tablecloth without upsetting anything on the table, but the absence of a table could be a bit of a problem.
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 17:29
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"There see, made in China, those damned slitty eyed barstewards get everywhere."
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 19:08
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And for my next trick . . . I'll make it disappear!
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 19:37
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"Is that what you were using last night...? It felt slightly bigger...."
"I wasn't with you last night, dear..."
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 19:49
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No, you've got the gloves on, you grab it!
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Old 16th Feb 2016, 03:03
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"You wash - I'll dry !"
 
Old 16th Feb 2016, 03:06
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"Philip, I put J-cloths on the shopping-list !......Sorry, dear - will this do ?"

Last edited by Danny42C; 16th Feb 2016 at 03:07. Reason: Typo.
 
Old 16th Feb 2016, 03:10
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"You'll never get that in the washing machine !"
 
Old 16th Feb 2016, 06:30
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Old 16th Feb 2016, 06:33
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Last Orders fellow Captioneers ... I'll judge 09:00 UK Local tomorrow morning so we can get another round underway this week

PS. Looks like a few of you will be joining me here in The Tower
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Old 16th Feb 2016, 08:45
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"Coughman...Coffman... nope, still no response"


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Old 16th Feb 2016, 09:40
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What's that you say - stroke it and my wish will come true.............
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