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Old 23rd Feb 2016, 08:49
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"Ok, when one says rotate, one means lift off"
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Old 23rd Feb 2016, 12:04
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"...His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the West...until..."
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Old 23rd Feb 2016, 17:33
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"We butter get out of here, quick see if it will still churn over"
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Old 23rd Feb 2016, 18:19
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"And all because the lady loves Milk Tray...."
 
Old 23rd Feb 2016, 18:59
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Bloggs discovers that there actually is no substitue for horse power.
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Old 23rd Feb 2016, 19:05
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Biggles quickly realised the flaw in trying to train a cow to hand swing his prop.
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Old 23rd Feb 2016, 19:32
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"Well, Bloggs, it must be said that was a beautifully executed inverted landing. Too bad you pulled the b****y undercarriage off during the first one you tried, the right way up!"
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 12:30
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Curd we have a bit of Judging please as this round has gone on Whey too long
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 14:38
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That's a Gouda idea. Though there are Stilton's of ideas left, so let's not Rushan to anything.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 14:49
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Perhaps because it's Friesian he is looking for his Jersey but will probably expect a pat on the back for this one.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 15:05
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Cows play people tipping.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 15:19
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"I though you told me to put it down caerphilly..."
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 15:21
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Why do they always park these things on the tastiest clover?
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 15:37
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"I still don't understand what I did wrong!" exclaimed Ermintrude. "Farmer Giles makes it look so easy..."
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 16:00
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Emmental my dear NutLoose
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 16:04
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 16:06
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Some of these cheese puns are likely to become a bit Ex-Gruyere-ciating
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 17:34
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The holes in the swiss cheese have certainly lined up this time, my dear Watson.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 17:45
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Steady with the Cheese puns, chaps! (and no retorts of Hard Cheddar, Bloggs).
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It was an American pilot.... "Here we go into the Brie Blue yonder"...
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