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Old 20th Feb 2016, 21:10
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A farmer who keeps his cattle in a stall!
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Old 20th Feb 2016, 23:35
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"...What did Farmer Giles say when he saw it, Mavis ?"....."Not sure, but it sounded something like: 'Oh, muck it !' to me !..."
 
Old 20th Feb 2016, 23:59
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That reminds me Hoskins, what's brown, steams, and comes out of Cows?
The Isle of Wight Ferry?
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Old 21st Feb 2016, 07:13
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Something interesting happens in Ambridge (for a change !).
 
Old 21st Feb 2016, 07:55
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As a punishment for his poor landing, Bloggs was given an extra week of Bull Nights.
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Old 21st Feb 2016, 08:23
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There, there Hoskins. No need to cry over spilt Milk...
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Old 21st Feb 2016, 14:15
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McDonald's new burger processing system.
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Old 21st Feb 2016, 18:12
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"Bloggs, you were supposed to land the thing - not play tiddlywinks with it !"
 
Old 21st Feb 2016, 19:15
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RAF officer wondered about last couple of message received but hey "it did say "Plane needed a CowPilot"
but he did as asked but also he had "3 and 4pence and was off to a Dance"
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Old 21st Feb 2016, 20:53
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Bloggs we don't have three greens on this model but you have managed to get one green all over the top of the wing.
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Old 21st Feb 2016, 21:07
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"Sorry, old chap, but we're going to have to put you out to grass"
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Old 21st Feb 2016, 21:17
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"It seems the end of the runway just passed your eyes, did it, sir?"
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Old 21st Feb 2016, 23:39
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"Yes - and the whole of my past life, too !"
 
Old 21st Feb 2016, 23:44
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"WE CAN TEACH COWS TO FLY - BUT THEY MUST TRY"


(Apocryphal story: supposed to be a notice over the entrance of CFS some time between the Wars).
 
Old 21st Feb 2016, 23:57
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No, I did not say "Look, a Tow Line"....Bovine Dear Chap, Bovine!
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Old 22nd Feb 2016, 00:14
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THIS IS NOT A CAPTION.

Tashengurt,

This has gone "like a house on fire" (thanks, Geriaviator). At the moment you have 79 entries to choose from (and counting). You have a Hell of a job to judge ! Might I suggest that you adopt my suggestion to put it to us captioneers to choose ? (when the hour of your judgment comes).

(Suggested Rules):

1. Votes to be Posted on this Thread.

2. Only those who have suggested a Caption are eligible to vote.

3. One man one vote for one Winner.

4. Nobody can vote for his own Caption.

5. You declare when the ballot is closed, and announce the winner. If there are tie(s), then you decide among them.

Just an idea - it's up to you !

Danny

Last edited by Danny42C; 22nd Feb 2016 at 02:21. Reason: Typo !
 
Old 22nd Feb 2016, 01:59
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(refers to #34100):

"It was poor Daisy's first solo, too - what a pity !"
 
Old 22nd Feb 2016, 06:10
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't will take too long, Danny. This is just a bit of fun anyway and the result does not matter (I should know as I've been robbed most weeks....hmmm).


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Old 22nd Feb 2016, 07:11
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I agree with Wensley ... Keep it simple
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Old 22nd Feb 2016, 07:59
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I agree, the existing rules have been in place for many years and they work fine. If we all have to vote, we'll spend more time voting than having fun captioning.
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