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Old 14th Oct 2015, 11:28
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"Skids deployed Herr Kapitan!"
"Nein. That comes after takeoff!"
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 11:29
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"There is no room for a Parachute!"
"Oh, well I can leave you the ladder..."
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 11:54
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Hiding in the bushes, unseen by the Luftwaffe, Rene and Edith identify the pilot:

"Ah, it ees Leutnant Gruber and his little plane"
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 11:56
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"It's von of Hitlers Wonder machines, he wondered who he could get to fly in zem"
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 12:01
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Heinz, I'm still not happy about the size of zat propellor.
I think ve may need some form of take-off assist.
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 12:37
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Nein ! Nein ! There is no room for your Bratwurst Leutnant
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 12:44
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Komet'zee here ...
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 13:34
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"Tell Herr Hitler, I'm not flying zis again until mein lucky tartan boxer shorts come back from ze laundry!"

"But, mein Capitan, you told me you voz already wearing zem!"

"I am, and like I said......!"
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 14:04
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As the aircraft was a real hand full to fly....the Test Pilot also had to have big Balls and big Mitts!
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 14:14
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"No, that's the new improved tail-wheel steering wire Captain!"
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 14:24
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General Adolf bloody Galland won't be so high and mighty when he finds I've put the schmitt in his Messer!
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 15:06
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Following problems with the Vigilant T1, the UK Air Cadet Organisation considers an alternative self-launching glider type
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 15:15
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"Nein, ehrlich - sieht mein Arsch hier drin fett aus?"
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 15:25
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Frankie Dettori settles into the saddle of Germany's odds-on favourite for the 1945 Epsom Derby. Wunderwaffe.
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Jet......" yes yes yes!!!! Dig those thumbs in on my altimeter connections, does anyone have a tissue?
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 16:06
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"You hold on and I vill go light ze blue touchpaperz"
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"Nein, it is knit von, purl von"
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 16:12
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Prince Harry goes for that retro look again with his horse at Royal Ascot's fancy dress competition.
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I'm sat here, thinking.....
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Old 14th Oct 2015, 22:06
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(inspired by Coffman Starter)

Claims that non-conforming or non standard parts had been fitted to their gliders have been hotly refuted by the ACO.

or

Rudolph - "If I pull ziz back, I am sure I can get my 9-iron in zat gap, it verks on ze hawk"
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