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Old 14th Feb 2016, 19:07
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Philip dear, when I was talking about the Crown Jewels, I meant.....oh, forget it!
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 19:37
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Still nothing worn under the kilt, I see.
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 19:41
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Your hearing aid's playing up again....it's traditional to put your dirk down your sock!
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 20:10
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"♫.....Oh-Oh-Ooooh! What a beauty!, we've never seen one as big as that before !....♫"
 
Old 14th Feb 2016, 20:21
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See if Monica Lewinsky knows how to get that stain off there...
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 21:04
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"These kilt things are all Greek to me!"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 21:44
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Are they David Camerons Pringles?
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 21:45
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Good Lord! What's Tony Abbott given you now???
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 21:55
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"A small bow is more traditional Lord Lieutenant!"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 22:05
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"You can talk, they accessorised my hat with the brass chain orf the bog"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 22:06
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"Oh you've had it mummified"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 22:08
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"Eight bells you say, did it hurt when they pierced it?"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 22:13
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"We do think, Philip, that that is taking the modern craze for miniaturisation a little too
far !"

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Old 14th Feb 2016, 23:40
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Would you believe it! The bl##dy porridge w0gs have nicked my trousers.
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 23:51
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"It'll never be the same again !"
 
Old 14th Feb 2016, 23:56
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Lady (far left): "We didn't talk about that sort of thing when I was a girl !"
 
Old 14th Feb 2016, 23:58
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"Well, it'll do for curtain material in the servant's quarters, I suppose !"
 
Old 15th Feb 2016, 00:39
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"I may be wearing a skirt, but I still have a fly, look"
"My dear Philip, bluebottles do not count"
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 00:56
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Oh, they've given you Angela Merkel's Hamper. See, it's got a little Bratwurst in it!
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Old 15th Feb 2016, 01:32
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This is a fine kettle of fish Liz, you got your 28g gold Toby hooked in your coat, just look where my Willie Gunn ended up.
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