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Old 6th Feb 2016, 23:51
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Chris Evans soon discovered that becoming a Top Gear presenter wasn't all sticky buns and Ferarris.
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 01:27
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My God, it's full of Stars!
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Following his aircraft accident, Clyde the Orang discovered that he needed two replacement knees. Deciding to go private, he offered the surgeon a penny to carry out his operation. The surgeon shook his head and said: "You can't get two ape knees for a penny any more!"
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 08:20
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Right turn Clyde.
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 12:08
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David Cameron indicated that his Govt's requirement to expand Minoritys into Senior Miltary Positions was going well.
Monkeys were flying well and the Dolphins doing better at finding Submarines.
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 12:09
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Prince Harry and Lady Gaga's love child learns to fly.
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 12:12
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RAF's new Pilot H'Angus DeMonkey was warned to avoid bailing out over Hartlepool.
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 12:56
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Good God, Hoskins exactly how many 'g' did you pull in that last manoeuvre?
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A Flight Sim'ian no less


Another Highbrow entry ...
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 15:25
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"..and our calculations are really quite clear:
by the time the subjects (or rather their far
descendants) have evolved into Nietzschean
Überpilots, their F35s stand a better-than-
evens chance of being airworthy."
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 15:29
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RAF Regiment start to recruit for their Air Corp
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"If you think I'm ugly, you should see the Nav"
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 16:04
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Say again your Call Sign ... 'Organ Grinder One'
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 16:17
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Low level flyby of a witches coven on takeoff on Halloween had seemed such a good idea.
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 17:06
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Dumbing down RAF Officers took on a whole new meaning....
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Supreme Leader is astonished at the acceleration of the new long-range missile on its first test flight.
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As the ship passed light speed, relativistic effects caused time reversal and Chewbacca reverted to the age of a few weeks.
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Old 7th Feb 2016, 23:35
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Jacko has a look at his Mess Bill !
 
Old 7th Feb 2016, 23:50
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Clyde celebrates the Year of the Monkey !
 
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After seeing what happened to the Wicked Witch of the West, the Wicked Witch of the East made some serious upgrades to her flying Monkeys.
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