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Old 27th Feb 2016, 21:25
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Because their country had eaten all its cattle, officer candidates at the PRK School of Bullfighting remained blissfully unaware of how dangerous it could be.
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Old 28th Feb 2016, 01:32
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Captain (foreground left): "I think I might be in there with a chance !"
 
Old 28th Feb 2016, 01:47
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"Bantam" (row behind): "Size isn't everything - you never know - it could be worth a try !
 
Old 28th Feb 2016, 02:07
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Plagiarists of the World, Unite !

..."Here we go round the mulberry bush
The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush
Here we go round the mulberry bush
So early in the morning"...


(Shamelessly pinched [with profound apologies] from Jet Blast>Scottish Independence Hamsterwheel>MCF_Fly #4).

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Old 28th Feb 2016, 02:15
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Captain Suzi Wong: "Good thing I remembered to buy Something for the Weekend !"

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Old 28th Feb 2016, 02:21
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"...or it could be my First Field Dressing..."
 
Old 28th Feb 2016, 10:10
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The newly issued thongs were starting to have a detrimental effect on the normally precisely dressed ranks...
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Old 28th Feb 2016, 10:45
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And next week the DPRNK Marching Violin Band will be issued with their instruments
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Old 28th Feb 2016, 11:24
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After studying film of Trooping The Colour, they decided to have a go at the Massed Band's "pinwheel manoeuvre".
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Old 28th Feb 2016, 11:35
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"Whoever gave the order to left right wheel...get a grip!"
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Old 28th Feb 2016, 21:33
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"....It's a new drill movement invented by our Glorious Leader - it's called the Sidewinder...."
 
Old 28th Feb 2016, 21:36
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"....or the Creeping Line Ahead !...."
 
Old 28th Feb 2016, 22:11
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All the last course were shot for looking too fed up.
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Old 28th Feb 2016, 22:30
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Singing "It must be jerry coz jam don't wobbr rike dat" in honour of Kim Fat Wun turned out to be a career-limiting decision.
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Old 29th Feb 2016, 00:07
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"And when the music stops you will all stand still, those still moving will be shot, and eventually we will end up with the student of the year"
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Old 29th Feb 2016, 02:05
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As the leader was following the tail-ender, a state of perpetuum mobile has been created and the Drill Sergeant can go off for an (ersatz) coffee, a fag and a dogburger, and leave them to it for a while !
 
Old 29th Feb 2016, 20:07
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See you at the NAAFI bop tonight then?
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Old 29th Feb 2016, 22:16
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"Get those arms up !"
 
Old 1st Mar 2016, 01:30
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"What goes around, comes around......."
 
Old 1st Mar 2016, 03:51
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Ooooohhhh, the lokey clokey.
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