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Old 12th Feb 2016, 20:30
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Logitistics SNAFU again.............
Asked for a Leopard Tank..................
Get a Pussy Cat.
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Old 12th Feb 2016, 21:44
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Hi, I'm the "The Thin Red Feline"
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Old 13th Feb 2016, 03:11
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...."It would make a Cat laugh !"....
 
Old 13th Feb 2016, 21:34
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If this was a carriers cat trap we'd be well past the third wire by now
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Old 13th Feb 2016, 22:41
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"Hey diddle diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle.........."
 
Old 13th Feb 2016, 23:19
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Cat: "Don't know about you, but I think her bomb looks big in that!"
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 02:50
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Well, I think we've all had a good crack at that Pussy...

With an honorable mention & a welcome to the thread...andytug with:
Darn cat......chases the l@ser pointer everywhere!
3rd place & the "Non PC" award goes to PingDit with:
Cat: "Don't know about you, but I think her bomb looks big in that!"
2nd place & the "Bad Pun" award goes to Tashengurt with:
"I've heard there's a Tabby ban around here?"
But our winner & the "Larfed as soon as I read it" award goes to CoffmanStarter with:
If anyone asks I'm not Persian ...
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 11:37
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Good Day fellow Captioneers

Many thanks Buster for the 'Honour' ... Well done to both Tash & Ping

I'm sure HRH TDOE would enjoy a bit of Captioneering ... so I'm sure he won't mind being the subject of this round ... if he does ... I'll be judging from the Tower of London (again)



I will be looking for comedic subtlety ... some hope there then !

Best ...

Coff.
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 11:43
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Philip, why is your sporran thingy moving about




Philip, looks like that nasty disease you caught out east has come back again
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 12:18
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God Dammit! I grabbed the tablecloth instead of my Kilt again!
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 12:19
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Rolf Harris taught me this trick. See if you can't spot my third leg...
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 12:19
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Betty: We are not amused.
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 12:21
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Well, I'll be buggered if I give the Paparazzi a Sharon Stone moment, like that chap over your left shoulder!
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 13:30
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Is that a slitty eye?
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 13:49
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Its not looked like that since VE night!
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:03
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I told you it still works.
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:21
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:23
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Yessss it has shrunk in the cold..
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:43
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Waft it a bit, that might get rid of ones fart...
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Old 14th Feb 2016, 14:44
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It looks like curtains for you my man
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