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Old 5th Feb 2016, 21:40
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For every Officer in a VR headset, there's some poor chimp out there in a real aircraft!
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Old 5th Feb 2016, 21:42
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Yes, yes, it's a Monkey in a cockpit, but have you seen his watch?
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Old 5th Feb 2016, 21:46
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"Request permission to fire!"
"Do not engage unless fired upon. Has he fired at you?"
"He flicked Poo at me.."
"Permission granted"
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Old 5th Feb 2016, 21:55
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The moment Harry realised Fast Jet conversion was not for him

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They don't pay me enough peanuts to do this I want back to the Zoo

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Holy crap its an Elephant in a C17
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Old 5th Feb 2016, 22:21
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Old 5th Feb 2016, 23:45
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Christ Almighty! No wonder Yeager turned this **** down!!!
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 00:55
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""Our fathers lived in the forest,
Foolish people were they,
They went down to the cornland
To join the Air Force one day !"


(Apologies to Kipling)
 
Old 6th Feb 2016, 01:01
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 06:20
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Those Cumulus clouds are rather delightful don't you think
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 06:47
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Stall recovery, stall recovery...ummm...think Godamnit, think!
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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 06:54
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No Clyde...in an aeroplane its "Turn Port".
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 07:58
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"More right rudder, you dolt!"
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 08:01
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During his first spin training session, for a brief moment Prince William lost his coolness...
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Old 6th Feb 2016, 08:53
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A 'Twinkle Roll' can certainly make your hair stand on end
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The 'Ascent of Man' ?


Highbrow entry ...
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Donald Trump reveals why he couldn't cut it in the military.
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While Hoskins had no troubles with the "Aviate, Navigate" parts, the "Communicate" part was always an issue for him...
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"Last warning! Give me back those bananas, or I'll open fire!"
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