Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

[WeeJeem]

With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a pongo's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the cats of war;

[Tashengurt]

"I've heard there's a Tabby ban around here?"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Interpreter (out of shot): "She wants to know if you have seen her pussy?"

[pasta]

"If you can't use that thing to shoot birds, what's the point in carrying it around everywhere?"

[NutLoose]

If she is wearing a suicide vest, your fecked..... me, I'll be back with my eighth life..

[NutLoose]

I bet her pussy is drier and smells worse than a Tuareg's flip flop

[NutLoose]

Oh Ohh, I see a Cat-astrophe in the making..

[WeeJeem]

Someone would be more careful in future when a dodgy guy
in a dark alley offered him some "cat at a good price".

[NutLoose]

Help.....I'm being catnapped

[DirtyProp]

"Right, you get the woman and I get the mouse. Deal?"

[DirtyProp]

I tawt I taw a putty tat!

[NutLoose]

Deploy the Sniffercat...

[NutLoose]

Excuse me, have you seen my lunch, he was last seen coming this way..

[CoffmanStarter]

If anyone asks I'm not Persian ...

[Wensleydale]

The Sergeant Major is a real pussy cat.

[cattletruck]

Sign translation: Beware the in-Fido-els.

[Surplus]

MEAO-Disney wasn't going too well, Fatima Poppins was the mainstay of the parade, Puss in Boots was less keen.

[knarfw]

"Got the cat scan, just waiting for Goldie to report back with the lab report."

[WeeJeem]

It wan't often that having one leg shorter than the other was a benefit, but this was one of those moments.