PPRuNe Forums

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Register
FAQ
Calendar
Wikiposts
Today's Posts
Search
Vendor Directory
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 7th Dec 2015, 23:53
  #32981 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Downeast
Age: 75
Posts: 18,290
Received 516 Likes on 215 Posts
Smyth was rumbled as being a Rock Ape when the Newsy tweaked to his difficulty figuring out the Ball Point Pen!
SASless is online now  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 00:00
  #32982 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Downeast
Age: 75
Posts: 18,290
Received 516 Likes on 215 Posts
(Sounds of Arlo Guthrie in the background)


I, I don't want a pickle
I just want to ride on my motorcycle
And I don't want a tickle
I'd rather ride on my motorcycle
And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcycle
SASless is online now  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 00:13
  #32983 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking......"
 
Old 8th Dec 2015, 02:37
  #32984 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,494
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Can I get your opinion on the current state of affairs in Syria trooper?
Hmmpf...harrumph hmmf mmff hhmm fffhhmm...
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 05:46
  #32985 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
'Good morning ... I'm from the RAF Client Feedback Team ... I wonder if I may ask you a few questions'
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 08:04
  #32986 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: LSZH, oder in der Nähe
Posts: 348
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts

Actually, my grandmother knitted it for me for Christmas, but please don't tell the rest of the lads that, OK?
WeeJeem is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 09:32
  #32987 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In the workshop, Prune-whispering.
Age: 71
Posts: 744
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
"No mate... Sarge makes me wear it 'cos he reckons I'm really ugly"
PingDit is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 09:40
  #32988 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Off the map
Posts: 59
Received 5 Likes on 3 Posts
I'm telling ya, these paintball competitions are getting out of control...!
DirtyProp is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 09:43
  #32989 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Off the map
Posts: 59
Received 5 Likes on 3 Posts
Rules of Engagement, you ask?
Well, they are quite simple: first we contact them on FB, then we submit them our proposal, then we wait for their reply, then we amend ours with their modifications, then we send the amended versions....
DirtyProp is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 10:30
  #32990 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,009
Received 2,896 Likes on 1,240 Posts
NutLoose is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 12:11
  #32991 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
There you go Nutty ... Size IS everything
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 12:18
  #32992 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Isn't it a bit hot and sticky in there ?"
 
Old 8th Dec 2015, 12:29
  #32993 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Ho Ho Ho ... On a one horse open Toyota flatbed truck ... Merry Christmas !!!
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 12:41
  #32994 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,494
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Oh, I do beg your pardon...that is a pistol in your pocket...
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 13:59
  #32995 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Planet Earth
Posts: 719
Likes: 0
Received 12 Likes on 4 Posts
"So, are you The Stig's military cousin?"
Longhitter is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 15:12
  #32996 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
OMG ! Tusken Raiders from the planet Tatooine actually exist ...
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 17:21
  #32997 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
So Mr Trump ... What do you think you're chances are of becoming President of the United States of America
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 17:37
  #32998 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Downeast
Age: 75
Posts: 18,290
Received 516 Likes on 215 Posts
Obama's massive show of force in San Bernardino drew lots of media attention!
SASless is online now  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 18:16
  #32999 (permalink)  

sua cuique voluptas
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Oxford, UK
Age: 77
Posts: 157
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
You haven't got a clue how to mend it, have you? Look - you'll need this big screwdriver thingy I just found under your vehicle, I don't think it's ticking.....
Ripline is offline  
Old 8th Dec 2015, 21:45
  #33000 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
So are you with the CIA...........
Nope turned me down as have a brain
racedo is offline  



Advanced Search

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.