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Old 26th Mar 2019, 10:36
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I was watching this documentary on the Me163, and..................
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 11:01
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Damn those ground crew chaps, there's no wheels for the skids. We'll just have to fly straight into the hangar.
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 11:08
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What do you think Mr Tracey?
Well Brains it's a good idea, but I think the landing gear should be clear of the pod altogether. Paint it green, add some rocket engines, and I think we'll have a great Thunderbird 2.
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 12:06
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It was fair to say that Oscar Pistorious over thought his prison break....
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 20:25
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Now that Scotty has devised Anti Gravity Drive we can dispense with the stands for balance
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Old 26th Mar 2019, 20:43
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It was at that moment that Hoskins realised it was a mistake letting the work experience girl anywhere near a wrench....

Hoskins suddenly pondered...”Did I put the super-glue glue in the wrong place?”
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 07:42
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The trials of Lime Scooters diversifying into Lime Skids looked promising, but people were complaining that Nutty was leaving his skids all over the place.
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 08:05
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There is confusion in Air Traffic Control as a helicopter pilot declares a Skid Pan.
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 08:40
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These boys are onto something said the The F-35B weight reduction team manager
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 09:31
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When a U-2 designer transfers to helicopters......
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 11:04
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Should have bought a Sikorsky!
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 13:55
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First flight of the Bell 205 3/4...

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Old 27th Mar 2019, 17:55
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Look - You Photoshopped the skids off that 'copter - now you Photoshop them back on right now before it tries to land.
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 18:44
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Having formally opened the new Tottenham Stadium Daniel Levy flies off in his helicopter only to find it had been built by the same developers
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 19:20
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Shortly after taking off from Southport beach, a couple of Liverpudlians moved in, and had the skids away.


Phew! That was scary, but at least we didn't leave any skid marks.
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 19:50
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After the helicopter safely flew away a couple of Utubers move in turned the skids up side down on the beach and reported Santa had crashed
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Old 28th Mar 2019, 03:49
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Bell's drag reduction program was successful for almost all phases of flight.
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Old 28th Mar 2019, 03:50
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When those Special Ops guys in the back step outside to stand on the skids they aren't half in for a surprise!
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Old 28th Mar 2019, 07:22
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Last orders ladies and gents, judging today around lunchtime London time...
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"We have lift-off."
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