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Old 14th Apr 2016, 18:16
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I say George ... What do you keep in all those big Lever Arch Box Files behind you ... Your Tax Returns
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Old 14th Apr 2016, 20:56
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"The war's over ............but don't tell 'em !"
 
Old 14th Apr 2016, 21:05
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"But the bravest by Far,
"in the ranks of the Czar,
"Was Boris Skavinski Skavar !"
 
Old 14th Apr 2016, 22:00
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...and these are the locations of the last flying foxes in the UK....
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Old 15th Apr 2016, 02:20
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Boris: "Whatya mean 'checkmate'? I don't think you've quite got the hang of this George old boy!"
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Old 15th Apr 2016, 09:35
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"My rake stretches a lot further than your rake !"
 
Old 15th Apr 2016, 10:56
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George: "I'm not too sure how this works Boris! I was sure bingo only went up to 90!"
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Old 15th Apr 2016, 11:12
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"Ah, 303 - aren't they poles?"
"No Boris, it's just a number on a short stick"
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Old 15th Apr 2016, 12:08
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"You're a lousy wingman, George - GET IN THERE, NUMBER 3 !

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Old 15th Apr 2016, 12:41
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Now the trick ol' boy is to get these wads to land in the Cayman Islands without the tax man noticing.
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Old 15th Apr 2016, 19:07
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"How happy the electorate could be with either - were t'other dear charmer away"

(Apologies to "Punch")
 
Old 16th Apr 2016, 01:01
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"Typical RAF George, bits lying all over the desk, I don't know how they can work like this, come on George, let's rake them all in and tidy up the table for them, won't they be pleased."
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Old 16th Apr 2016, 01:05
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"You'll get on well here George, these chaps were so impressed with how you drone on and on for hours, they named their autopilot after you."
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Old 16th Apr 2016, 07:16
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Judgement day today folks.......last few hours , keep the captions coming.
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Old 16th Apr 2016, 09:13
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50 quids on 21/15!
We're not at the races, Boris....

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Old 16th Apr 2016, 10:49
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"CHAAARGE !".......
........."You're not at Omdurman, Boris, old chap !"
 
Old 16th Apr 2016, 10:59
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"Sorry, gentlemen, you've both failed. You are expected to know that it's not possible to stand midway between Gravesend and Tilbury."
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Old 16th Apr 2016, 13:11
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I say George I would be better at this with a Wiff Waff bat
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Old 16th Apr 2016, 15:53
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"I'm telling you George, playing table curling might give us an understanding into how the brain of that mare Sturgeon works"
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Old 16th Apr 2016, 17:21
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And the winner with

"Well I'm sure that chap said there were a pair Fockers down here....but I can't find them!"

is 622. ! Congratulations
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