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[T28B]

Seventy channels on radio, and not a damned thing worth listening to.

[Surplus]

We think these souvenirs are rubbish, but Walt Disney.

[Stanwell]

Just the thing for bus passengers who really like to share their latest iPod music.

[CoffmanStarter]

'Honk if you feel Horny'

[CoffmanStarter]

Given certain culinary tastes ... North Korean scientists look to perfect alternative technology to that of the Labrador Guide Dog ...

[Buster Hyman]

Well, now I know what the VR in VR Headset stands for...Very Ridiculous!

[cattletruck]

Relationship saver 9000.

[vulcanised]

If I fart you'll have a flame thrower.
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[Wensleydale]

The Blue Angels try out their latest O2 mask-less flying helmet.

[Stitchbitch]

New environmentally friendly alternative to Airseeker developed by North Korea..

[Danny42C]

"....vy did you insist on our getting married in zees fancy dress, Hans ?"........"Zo zat meine Frau vill not recognise ze picture ins Morgenzeitung !..."

[622]

Don't worry about the laughing dear...they are just jealous.

[Wensleydale]

Wills and Kate try on their outfits for Harry's birthday party.

[Danny42C]

"Ruhe ! I zink I hear die Englander starting up across ze Englisch-Kanal"...."Nein, Hermann - das ist nur zat bluebottle das hat just hereinkommen !"

[CoffmanStarter]

We met on Grindr

[jim's brother]

Our sophisticated land-based surveillance is massively superior to that provided by aircraft and boats, says UK Border Force Director Aydin Marangoz.

[Danny42C]

"Vas fur ein Fancydresscostum eez zat, Heini ?"........"Ich gehe als die "Fledermaus"...... Kuhl, nicht wahr ?"

[Buster Hyman]

Brexit campaign gets boost as proposed EU Air Force uniforms leaked!

[Danny42C]

"You've already got the "Bunnygirl" ears, Adele. Now how about getting the rest of the kit on ?"

[SASless]

Now we know how Buster snags the Birds he does!