Caption competition

[NutLoose]

All the white staining on the canopy during negative G proved once and for all, he could give a Monkeys Toss"

[CoffmanStarter]

I was just putting my shirts in the tumble dryer and ... wooosh ... this happened

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

"Too close for missiles..switching to poo!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

"Goose, you'll have to punch us out...I can't reach the ejection handles...eject!....eject!"

[NutLoose]

We are out of Russian Bears, so we have substituted a Monkey, thank you for using Tesco's home delivery service..



( It is after all an L39........... I think)

[knarfw]

"Ok, Ok, I admit it, I took the last banana!"

[Wensleydale]

The Government had a new strategy to counter the Gorilla forces.

[Surplus]

Captions seem to be slowing, so judging time:

Wensleydale gets an honourable mention and an hour on the naughty step for:

Following his aircraft accident, Clyde the Orang discovered that he needed two replacement knees. Deciding to go private, he offered the surgeon a penny to carry out his operation. The surgeon shook his head and said: "You can't get two ape knees for a penny any more!"

But the winner is Buster with :

My God, it's full of Stars!

(I had to google it.)

Take it away Buster.

[Buster Hyman]

Cheers Surplus. It was a deep caption wasn't it?

Ok, lets stick with the animal theme here...

[Surplus]

She wasn't wearing a SVIED, the cat scan confirmed it.

[PingDit]

Cat: "What we lookin' at?"

[Danny42C]

A cat may look at a Queen ?

[Danny42C]

"Don't know about you, mate, but I reckon that one may be a Tom !"

[Wensleydale]

"Ground Control to Ginger Tom".

[Wensleydale]

In May 2021, the Corbyn government bans the use of attack dogs as a deterrent.

[JAVELINBOY]

Whats new pussycat?

[Arm out the window]

"I got a bad feline about this, Mav."

[CoffmanStarter]

How many lives have you got left cat ?

[CoffmanStarter]

Are you responsible for those worms cat ?

[CoffmanStarter]

Cover me while I make a dash for that litter tray over there