Captions seem to be slowing, so judging time:
Wensleydale gets an honourable mention and an hour on the naughty step for:
Following his aircraft accident, Clyde the Orang discovered that he needed two replacement knees. Deciding to go private, he offered the surgeon a penny to carry out his operation. The surgeon shook his head and said: "You can't get two ape knees for a penny any more!"
But the winner is
Buster with :
My God, it's full of Stars!
(I had to google it.)
Take it away Buster.