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"Don't you think it's a bit low for a air superiority fighter General?"
"But Glorious Leader, if we fly higher it would get shot down"
"But Glorious Leader, if we fly higher it would get shot down"
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"And the pilot knows to do a three pointer on General Sung?"
Generals are always accused of planning to re-fight the last conflict, but in the North Korean's case it's true - they are planning to re-fight the Korean War using exactly the same equipment as last time.
Doing precisely that same as what we did sixty five years ago will be the last thing the imperial capitalists will be expecting us to do, eh comrades? Last one in Washington is a rotten egg!
Doing precisely that same as what we did sixty five years ago will be the last thing the imperial capitalists will be expecting us to do, eh comrades? Last one in Washington is a rotten egg!
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Pilot here, "please tell the General his new birdscaring scarecrow isn't fat enough"
Tower here "what birdscarer?"
Tower here "what birdscarer?"
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"Oi, Po Kee-Mon, where's my blurry chair?"
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"When we get MiG-21 they will be very afraid."
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"No problem, Great Leader-Thing, we have at least 6 more that are serviceable."
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"When we get MiG-21 they will be very afraid."
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"No problem, Great Leader-Thing, we have at least 6 more that are serviceable."
Glorious Leader, please to stand very still. Once he lands we will find out which side of those signs contains the minefield.
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"Ahh those Blitish, ve have seen their propoganda films of late, ve will take out zer mighty Vulcan bombers before ze even reach zer borders."
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North Korea rolls out its new air defence weapon........
"Now when you breathe in quickly, oh Glorious leader, the button will be propelled towards the aircraft at great velocity".
"Now when you breathe in quickly, oh Glorious leader, the button will be propelled towards the aircraft at great velocity".