Caption competition

[Tashengurt]

They always loved the old 'Action man tied to the sword' trick.

[Tashengurt]

"Roger the cabin boy! I just got it!"

[Buster Hyman]

No, honestly Sir, we're patrolling with the Italian Navy.

[SASless]

"Er....Sir....this is a Car Park actually....A Carrier has a pointy thing at one end and will have noisy airplanes on it after the turn of the next Century....maybe!"

[Danny42C]

"No sir - we're ashore. You're the one who's rolling !"

[exuw]

I'd do something about your halitosis before you go below to the wardroom if I were you, Lieutenant.

[exuw]

Will you be letting HRH The Prince of Wales have a turn at the helm when he comes aboard to inspect the ship later, sir?

[Buster Hyman]

...umm, but there are Women in the Navy Sir.

[ShyTorque]

"What's that, you really believed you could join the navy and fly jets?"

[exuw]

It seems, sir, that I am to be posted to the RAN as an exchange officer aboard one of their Collins-class boats.

[Buster Hyman]

But I thought that's what Rear Admiral meant...

[Wensleydale]

"If you please, Sir".


(For those who know Pinafore)

[Arm out the window]

Well, I've had a good go at the rum, perhaps you'll meet me later for some sodomy and the lash, eh Lieutenant?

[Wensleydale]

The dangly bit on your sword hilt reminds me of the First Sea Lord!

[Flap Track 6]

Do you think we'll get some shiny new kit as a result of SDSR15, Sir?

[Flap Track 6]

Do you think the PM cares about the strain we are under to deliver, sir?

[simon brown]

"So sir, I said to the Minister when he visited, "If you make any more defence cuts, this here is all we'll have left""

[SASless]

"Bring back the Tot?"

[exuw]

"Lieutenant Chilcot reporting for duty, sah!"

"I rather think you're a tad early, Lieutenant. Come back aboard in June or July next year."

[Danny42C]

The Admiral was quite Taken Aback by the warmth of his reception !