Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"Don't you think it's a bit low for a air superiority fighter General?"

"But Glorious Leader, if we fly higher it would get shot down"

[NutLoose]

"And the pilot knows to do a three pointer on General Sung?"

[Flap Track 6]

Generals are always accused of planning to re-fight the last conflict, but in the North Korean's case it's true - they are planning to re-fight the Korean War using exactly the same equipment as last time.

Doing precisely that same as what we did sixty five years ago will be the last thing the imperial capitalists will be expecting us to do, eh comrades? Last one in Washington is a rotten egg!

[CoffmanStarter]

'If Sir would like to stand perfectly still, I'll have the Hair Dryer make a quick pass and Sir's Bouffant will again be magnificent'

[CoffmanStarter]

Ticket sales for the DPRK IAT were a little disappointing this year

[Buster Hyman]

You truly are the Glorious Leader! By standing here, you have cured Pilot Park It Soon's issue with landing on the grass!

[NutLoose]

Pilot here, "please tell the General his new birdscaring scarecrow isn't fat enough"
Tower here "what birdscarer?"

[Flap Track 6]

Yes, Glorious Leader, I have the self destruct controller in my hand. If he fly south, I press button and he no fly south.

[Wensleydale]

"Its for the Remembrance day flypast".


"What's Remembrance Day?"


"I forget".

[Flap Track 6]

Psst! Don't tell the Glorious Leader it's the same plane going round in circles - he thinks we've got dozens!

[Flap Track 6]

Yes, Glorious Leader, we now have the same number of front line fighters as our English capitalist oppressors, only ours are more modern!

[MPN11]

"Oi, Po Kee-Mon, where's my blurry chair?"

or ....

"When we get MiG-21 they will be very afraid."

or ...

"No problem, Great Leader-Thing, we have at least 6 more that are serviceable."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Glorious Leader, please to stand very still. Once he lands we will find out which side of those signs contains the minefield.

[Danny42C]

"Keep your fingers crossed, Glorious Leader, and we might see it again!"

[Arm out the window]

"Don't stand too close to the runway, Sir, otherwise you will experience a great suction."
"Well, come ooooon, plane!"

[exuw]

Another defector scrambles the daily 06.00 hours service to sunny Seoul.

[Danny42C]

"Well, that's the last one away ! Shall we put out the lights, Glorious Leader, and go too ?"

[WeeJeem]

"An rese Tlottas Tladas? Can rey be tlusted??"

[NutLoose]

"Ahh those Blitish, ve have seen their propoganda films of late, ve will take out zer mighty Vulcan bombers before ze even reach zer borders."

[Wensleydale]

North Korea rolls out its new air defence weapon........


"Now when you breathe in quickly, oh Glorious leader, the button will be propelled towards the aircraft at great velocity".